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Nike Will Stand By Its Tiger


The Tiger Woods dickgate scandal bandwagon rolls on as a tenth woman claims to have helped the golfer get a hole in one. We predict a new verb, to Tiger will soon be added to English dictionaries. Read below about the reactions of Tigers sponsors to the allegations of porn actress Joslyn James

Nike Stands By Its Tiger As Porn Star Alleges Affair With Woods
by Ian R. Thorpe
2009-12-16
CREATIVE COMMONS: Attribute, non commercial, no derivs.
KEYWORDS: news, sport, image, sex, golf, brand, porn, Tiger Woods, pornography, lovemaking, humour, humor

The thunder of stampeding feet shows no sign of decreasing in volume as the rush of sponsors running away from Tiger Woods continues. Latest blow for the Tiger Woods brand image came when a porn star who alleges she had an affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer and most prodigious shagger of 2009. Pneumatic breasted, plastic enhanced beauty Joslyn James, pictured here in a report from Daily Mail online news site, the tenth woman in two weeks who claims she had intimate knowledge of the shaft Tigers of Tigers No1. Iron spoke of tender and sensitive lovemaking with Tiger. We should not place two much faith in this testimony to Tiger’s skills in the bedroom bunker as Joslyn had only ever screwed plumbers with ridiculous moustaches before.

The sponsors that have dumped Woods include soft drinks manufacturers, management consultancies and financial services firms. One sponsor determined to stand by Tiger is Nike, the company named after the Greek goddess of victory. Phil Knight, founder and CEO of Nike, the sports clothing company famed for paying kids in the third world 10 pence an hour to make it’s expensive sports shoes that people like Tiger Woods were paid fortunes to endorse said of the billionaire golfers career meltdown, “When Tiger’s career is over people will look back on these few weeks as a minor blip.”

What does he mean “when Tiger’s career is over?” Isn’t the word ‘when’ redundant?

To show how solid its support for Tiger is they should perhaps change their slogan from ‘Just do it’ to ‘Just do her.

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