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2009-09-09 Hands Off Our Spotted Dick by fatsally County council catering staff in Flintshire have re-named Spotted Dick, the currant sprinkled suet pudding.
They claim its name results in smutty remarks from customers
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2009-09-09 Do Sex Shops Smell Of Piss?
by ianrthorpe

Mobile phone networks are to be asked by London City Hall to cut off pimps and prostitutes during the run-up to the 2012 Olympic Games, by...READ ALL Do Sex Shops Smell Of Piss.

Who Would Have Thought It? by fatsally

In the past Boggartblog has brought you news on Pies of Mass Destruction and Cheeses of Evil Intent, but now a more terrifying threat from the world of food.

Along with allegedly being the most popular biscuit with British consumers, Custard Creams have been identified as the most dangerous... READ ALL Who Would Have Thought It

Little Nicky Sarkozy
by Ian R Thorpe
Nothing to do with our companion blog that goes by the name Little Nicky (Machiavelli) today we have to comment on the lengths French President Little Nicky Sarkozy has to go to in disguising... READ ALL Little Nicky Sarkozy

Return Of The Flesh Eating Zombie Bacteria
Actually the story linked is crap bur we couldn't not write the headline

Cat Woman And The Insanest Thing Ever
by Ian R Thorpe

I'm not a great fan of cats. So what was I doing watching a program on television that was devoted to the vile creatures. Well Joanna Lumley was presenting it, nuff said.

Anyway I'm glad I did because I saw the most insane...
READ ALL Cat Woman and the insanest thing ever. 2009-09-05
Big Brown Bag O' Shite
by Ian R Thorpe

Last week I posted an article to remind you all what a bag o shite Tony Blair is. The purpose was to make sure the truth is out there as Blair tries to reinvent himself as The Worlds Greatest Catholic. The responses to the post included along with the usual witty banter from regular readers some outraged whines from fans of Tony Blair. These sad little people were, with one honourable exception, they are the type who create an e-mail address solely to comment in one thread so their comments have no value at all. But I would not want the nerds to think they are not appreciated. You see, being nerds they just couldnt let things lie, they had to try to impose their views on Boggart Blog. This meant we got a bumper crop of comments which kept the thread attracting traffic for several days.

Lets see if we can pull off the same trick with Gordon Brown who has been nominated this weeks bog oshite of the week. Why has he been awarded that title you might well ask? It is because he continues to believe we are all too stupid to know that when he talks of green shoots of recovery he is just trying to get us.
READ ALL Big Brown Bag O' Shite at Boggart Blog

Most Of Michael Jackson Buried.
by Ian R Thorpe

The funeral of most of Michael Jackson has taken place in Los Angeles. Although it has not been widely publicised by news media, one of the reasons it has taken for Jackos body to be interred is that as paramedics fought to save the singer following... READ ALL Most Of Michael Jackson Buried Incandescent Rage
by Ian R Thorpe

Enthusiastic reader Ian Thorpe pleads for his incandecent light bulbs to be given back, for reading lamps at least.

A Degree Of Punishment
by ianrthorpe

A charity that campaigns and works for prison reform has said that prison officers should be required to have a University degree.
Successfully completing a degree course in beating people lightly with iron bars, administering electric shocks and performing body cavity searches will...READ ALL A Degree Of Punishment

Wuthering Heights - Condensed Version
by Ian R Thorpe

Boggart Blog has often slated politicians and senior civil servants for drawing big fat salaries without having done any work to earn them. There is one profession however who are worse than even politicians when it comes to being paid for doing nothing and yet these people seldom come in for criticism. They are newspaper television critics.

Come on, how often have you read a review of a new show and thought that bugger wasnt watching the same programme I saw. In fact he wasnt watching anything, he was down the pub with his mates. The review is a thinly disguised version of the TV company press release.

The show that brought this to mind was the dreary, plodding adaptation of Wuthering Heights shown in two
READ ALL Wuthering Heights - Condensed Version

No Flag, No Country
by Cleo Hart

Now then. China. They are generally unhappy about anything relating to the Dalai Lama, spitting in the direction of any country who welcomes a visit from him. This week they are unhappy about the Dalai Lama's visit to typhoon hit Taiwan in a bid to... READ ALL No Flag, No Country

2009-08-31 Blair 2 - Tony, The Papal Emmissary.
by Ian R Thorpe

What have we learned recently about Tony Blair? Well, that hes a c ....; yes but weve always known hes one of those, I was going to say that hes a Catholic. A very recent recruit to the Catholic Church in fact. So as most Catholics are still practising after half a lifetime we have a right to expect Tone would have spent a bit more time learning the ropes before...
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2009-08-31 Nude Models Of Paris Are Revolting

The bare naked ladies of Paris are not revolting in the sense of being disgusting and repellant. As far as we know they are in that sense at least as charming as ever. No they are up in arms about their terms and conditions of employment. Click the button to read the full story...


Unhappy Hour Again
by Ian R Thorpe

15:57:32 Forget all that bullshit about Cool Britannia, Things Can Only Get Better and Twenty Four Hour drinking if you hadn't already. It was never anything but public relations puff. Revealing their true colours at last The Labour Perty have.. CLICK HERE to learn about Unhappy Hour Forward Psychic Soldiers
It is well know the United States Military has a physchic warfare unit. What is not quite so well known, nor discussed in the mainstream media regularly is that the people running this unit do not live on planet reality...

They Didn't Think It Through (Again)

Don't you love it when a story that ought never to be of interest outside the local papers makes world news because people who consider themselves very smart just haven't thought things through properly... 2009-08-29
Atheists get the Christian bird (or dog or cat or tortoise)
by ianrthorpe

In yet another of those only in America type stories we learn that a group of atheists have show humanist charity in offering to take in pets left behind on Earth when Christian families float up to heaven after all their clothes fall off in the event Christian writings refer to as... READ ALL Atheists Get The Christian Bird (or dog or cat or tortoise) 2009-08-28
The Only Reason You Will Ever Need To Hate The Toyota Prius...
by Ian R Thorpe

What is it that makes Ian R Thorpe hate the Toyota Prius. Is it the smug, self righteous bastards that drive them, the dubious statistics used to establish the green credentials of the car, the fact they look like a mororised turd or something else? Click on the button to find out

Obamas Middle East Breakthrough Status Quo Preserved
by Ian R Thorpe

The cold light of reality is starting to shine on those who gathered in the newsrooms of media organisations to worship at the shrine of The Obamessiah. While the more fundamentalist members of the news community are today proclaiming the great breakthrough achieved by the...READ ALL Obama's Middle East Breakthrough...

Illegal Downloaders to have broadband disconnected?
by ianrthorpe

Proposed laws published by the government today indicate a much tougher approach in future to people who persistently downloads music and video from free file sharing sites. The government proposal will protect the intellectual property of internet content creators by terminating the broadband service of persistent downloaders without...READ ALL Illegal Downloaders To Have Broadband Disconnected

Why Is It Taking So Long?
by fatsally

Well good grief, The Ashes have been won for forty eight hours now, so why are the Government dragging their feet so? Where is...READ ALL Why Is It Taking So Long

Are We Becoming A Nation Of Cat Swingers.
by Ian R Thorpe

Last week a report on Britains housing crisis , highlighting the unfit-for-purposeness of many new build starter homes quoted details of an offering from one well known house builder. We will not name and shame them because the rest are as bad and anyway if were going to get sued we want it to be for insulting some pseudo celebrity or accusing a well know politician of taking backhanders from Colonel Gadaffi. The home in question featured living room of just 3m x 3m. Assuming there is a door that makes fitting in a...
READ ALL Are We Becoming A Nation Of Cat Swingers

Conservatives' "Bottoms Up Carrots" Housing Policy
by Ian R Thorpe

Aren't The Conservatives brilliant! Just when their popularity is soaring in the polls and they should be charging towards an overwhelming election victory they produce an upper class berk to remind us the next Tory Government will be just as...
READ ALL Conservatives "Bottoms Up Carrots Housing Policy

21 August 2009
X - Factor Returns - Keep Smiling Danni
by Ian R Thorpe
After a few weeks of absolutely dire Saturday night TV during which I was reduced first to watching Casualty and then to reading the gardening pages in the weekend magazine from my Saturday newspaper, the return of The X Factor tomorrow night...
READ ALL X - Factor Returns, Keep Smiling Danni

20 Aug 2009
Gender Testing For Athletes - What A Load Of Bollocks

Jennys success, a triumph of perseverance and determination after coaches had written her off as too delicate to compete in an event like the 800m at the highest level, is all the more notable as it came in a race that involved people with beards and quite possibly bollocks. The race was won by...
Gender Testing For Athletes - What A Load Of Bollocks

How To Embarrass Your Teenage Daughter #163
1) Go to a large DIY store.
2) Send her off to the paint aisle.
3) Wait patiently for ten minutes...

Piracy On The Silly Season Seas - BREAKING NEWS
by Ian R Thorpe

With news breaking every few minutes on the story of the Russian freighter Arctic Sea which disappeared as it steamed through the Baltic en route for Algeria and turned up a few days later 4000 miles away off Cape Verde, we go straight over...
READ ALL Piracy On The Silly Season Seas

Secreting Weapons On Your Person Can Be Dangerous
by fatsally

Following an incident where an obese prisoner endured three searches but still managed to keep the 9mm handgun he had concealed in his rolls of flab hidden from the searchers...
READ ALL Secreting Weapons On Your Person Can Be Dangerous

Allies Neutralise Afghan Beards of Terror
by Ian R Thorpe

Boggart Blog was the first mainstream news network to report fully and fearlessly the role played by beards in the war being waged by funny mentalists and people of Evelyn Tent against the civilised world. Beards are a weapon integral to the...
READ ALL Allies Neutralise Afghan Beards Of Terror

We Don't Need No Edukashun
by fatsally

Whilst the nation's teenagers await their forthcoming exam results with baited breath, Boggartblog is able to bring you details of the government's latest plans for ensuring that everybody gets at least 12 A* passes (or equivalent) at...
READ ALL We Don't Need No Edukashun

Fighting Back Against The Food Fascists.
by Ian R Thorpe

All too often in the past when we have reported on the activities of scientists who labour on behalf of Nanny State and her cohorts Big Pharma and Big Food it has been to warn you of their latest wild adventure in spreading fear and panic by...
READ ALL Fighting Back Against Food Fascists

More Teachers Than Pupils Drop Out Of School.
by Ian R Thorpe
Earlier this week we had a New Labour clone drop in on one of our old education related posts to tell us Boggart Bloggers what evil people we are for making fun of those wonderful people who staff our schools and deliver... CLICK HERE to find out why more teachers than pupils drop out of school

Me Doc? I Never Touch A drop!
by fatsally
Great news this week for anyone who imbibes on a regular basis but daren't go to the doctor with an ingrowing toe nail for fear of getting told off about the danger of...
READ ALL Me Doc, I never Touch A Drop

2009-08-14 Olympic Womens' Boxing, Another Resounding Triumph For Feminism
by Ian R Thorpe
Those redoubtable campaigners for women's rights have won another notable victory against the dark forces of masculine superiority. In the next Olympic games women will box competitively for
READ ALL Olympic Womens' Boxing, Another Resounding Triumph For Feminism

Taliban Agree Ceasefire
by ianrthorpe

Great headline isn't it, one we all welcome but dont get carried away. Though not noted for their commitment to the cause of freeman moxy The Taliban have agreed to a temporary ceasefire to allow the Presidential elections in Afghanistan to take place next week. Afghans will be able to go to the polls on election day without fear of being gunned down by the militant Muslim militia members.

A Taliban spokesman told Boggart Blog We, the Taliban, have no official candidate in the Presidential election so in the interests of fairness we decided to suspend hostilities in order to allow supporters of actual candidates to intimidate voters.

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Olympic Womens' Boxing, Another Resounding Triumph For Feminism
by Ian R Thorpe

Those redoubtable campaigners for women's rights have won another notable victory against the dark forces of masculine superiority. In the next Olympic games...
READ ALL Olympic Womens' Boxing, Another Resounding Triumph For Feminism

2009-08-13 The Lost Generation - Youth unemployment
by Ian R Thorpe

News today that one in five eighteen to twenty four year olds is unemployed is indeed terrible. Are we to suppose this figure represents those actively... CLICK HERE to read The Lost Generation

The Cure For Swine Flu Clutch At A Straw.
by ianrthorpe
Nu Labour Health Minister the boyish Andy Burnham, as he tries to assure us the government is on top of the pandemic of fear and panic they generated about Swine Flu increasingly takes on the air of desperation of a... READ ALL The Cure For Swine Flu at Boggart Blog Bogoff Mr. Brown
by fatsally
News yesterday that the government wishes to prevent supermarkets from using BOGOF promotions in an effort to cut down on the huge amount of food thrown... READ ALL Bogoff Mr Brown at Boggart Blog 2009-08-11
Premiership Priorities
by ianrthorpe

The football season is with us again and though in the face of a global recession players wages and transfer fees are more inflated than ever it is good to hear of one Premiership clubs...READ ALL Premiership Priorities

What's new Pussycat?
by fatsally

Well, on his return to government Boggartblog noted the resemblance of Peter Mandelson to the older guy out of...READ ALL What's New Pussycat

2009-08-11 Beware Greeks Bearing Lighter fuel
by fatsally

Oh dear, it's not easy being a "lad" these days is it?
There you are, off your face in a Greek bar. You see a tasty bit of local tottie, so what do you do?...
READ ALL Beware Greeks Bearing Lighter Fuel

Whos More Nazi Than The Anti Nazi League?
by Ian R Thorpe

One of the little ironies that gave sharp witted observers of the world much pleasure over the years was the fact that the most Nazi organisation in Britain was the AntiNazi League.
Yes, wherever your friendly local right wing extremist group tried to exercise their democratic right to demonstrate peacefully in support of their point of view, the anti nazi league rent-a-mob would not...READ ALL Who's More Nazi Than The Anti Nazi League

Cameron "All Sizzle And No Substance" by the man who would know.
by Ian R Thorpe

It is reported today that Barack Obama describes David Cameron as "all sizzle and no substance" adding that Gordon Brown is a man of substance.

Cameron should take this seriously, Obama, a man for whom...READ ALL Cameron all sizzle and no substance

2009-08-09 Politically Correct Thought Police To Abolish High Heels?
by Ian R Thorpe

During the Trade Union Congress (doesnt that sound like a sex technique from The Kama Sutra specially for factory workers ?) annual conference this week the New Labour Politically Correct Thought Police (chairperson Hattie Harridan) have sponsored a debate about whether women being forced....READ ALL Politically Correct Thought Police To Abolish High Heels? RELATED POSTS: The Party's Over Are Labour washed up or is it the two party system that puts people off politics?
Women In Labour A bleak vision of a post apocalyptic world run by New Labour women.

Spreading Fear And Panic, Its Just Not Cricket.
by Ian R Thorpe

So Englands much hyped chances of clinching the Ashes series against Perfidious Bruceland at Headingly this week took a very rapid nosedive when Albions finest forgot which end of the bat they should get hold of.
Many things arse being blamed for...READ ALL Spreading Fear And Panic? It's Just Not Cricket

Just What Don't They get?
by fatsally

Well it's happened again.
We get to the fourth test, Two draws and one win.
The press start up, lauding in this instance Freddie Flintoff, and guess what? He has to pull out, hurt.
The press are undaunted, they bang on about... READ ALL Just What Don't They Get at Boggart Blog

Midsomer Mishaps
by ianrthorpe
I like Midsomer Murders, now dont start some of you I know you think I should spend all my television time watching documentaries on BBC2 but of an evening I like the kind of shite that does... READ ALL Misomer Mishaps at Boggart Blog

All Animals are Equal, But Some are More Equal Than Others
by fatsally
So Harriet Harperson thinks that men are no good.

Well I have to relate this little incident, it ranks along there with us girls not being able to read a map (I can cos I'm a tomboy); not being able to tell our left from right, and not being able to go to...READ ALL Harriet Harperson Thinks Men Are No Good

2009-08-05 The New Cow Tipping Is Smart
by fatsally

Have you ever heard about cow tipping? I'm not quite sure if this is urban or rather rural myth, but rumour has it out in the sticks bored youths will get together in gangs of three or four, and, probably fuelled by Special Brew, proceed to the nearest incline on which cattle are... READ ALL The New Cow Tipping Is Smart at Boggart Blog When Bill Met Kim by Ian R Thorpe
Former U.S. President bill Clinton travelled to North Korea yesterday for talks with the "dead leader" Kim.

Mr. Clinton was said to be disappointed to find himself confronted by a seventy year old despot. He though he had a date with the actress who played Samantha in Sex An The City.

2009-08-04 Life Is Just A Bowl Of Soap Suds.
by specialcorrespondent

Often when I mention that soaps are watched in our house people express surprise: You dont watch such nonsense do you Ian! they will exclaim. Leaving aside the fact that just because the soaps are playing on television does not necessarily mean I am watching (although I might take more interest when...READ ALL life Is Just A Bowl Of Soap Suds

RIP Benson: Star Of The Carps
by fatsally
Boggartblog is saddened to report the death of Benson the carp. Benson lived in Bluebell Lakes, near Peterborough and was a firm favourite with the anglers. She was introduced into the lake in 1995, as a twenty pounder, when the owner thought she was about five years old. Over the ensuing years she continued to grow, eventually weighing
READ MORE about Benson The Carp

Harriet Harridan slams male bias in Labour leadership.
by Ian R Thorpe
As former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin steps back from her high profile politcal career citing sexism in the media and American politcs as her reason for quitting the Labour Party deputy leader Harriet Harridan has launched an attack...
READ ALL Harriet Harridan slams male bias at Boggart Blog
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The Freedom Of Western Women Theatened By Mass Migration And Politically Correct Politics
Our leaders and 'left wing' friends, who constantly scream about rape and sexism if a European man makes a suggestive remark about a woman see no irony, humourles, self righteous twats that they are, in calling for more mass immigration from the cespits of humanity where women are still accorded less respect than animals. And we're not the only ones to have noticed ...

Russia Is Conducting ‘Asymmetric Warfare’ In Syria Says UK Foreign Secretary
As Russian successes stack up in the middle east war against Islamic State guerillas in Syria, and the half hearted efforts of the FUKUS axis (France, UK, USA) look increasingly inept, we suggest that the western allies were never really interested in defeating ISIS, destabilisation of the entire region was their aim, so the thrust of their intervention was to overthow Assad rather than defeat the terrorists.

Shale Gas Salvation? Frack Off ....
A few months ago, before the June oil prices crash, the US oil industry was ebullient. "It is too late for OPEC to stop the shale revolution", industry pundits squawked, "OPEC can’t stop the shale industry" – screamed banner headlines in the usually restrained financial press. But if a week is a lon=g time in politics, three months is eternity in the oil business.

The Children From Hell
Children are like farts, your own aren't so bad but anyone else's are horrible." How many times has that been said by people in my age group I wonder.

Biggest US Foreign Policy Failure Since Vietnam: Iran Masses Ground Troops For Invasion Of Syria
In depth look at the biggest USA foregn policy screw up since Vietnam. The God King Obama is exposed as a war monger and neo - Con puppet, the USA is now know as the terrorist state and the positions of Russia and China in the global power stakes. And Assad is still in power in Syria ...

7.5 million Going Hungry As Ethiopia Famine Crisis Worsens
(Translated from Agence Free Presse)Addis Ababa - The number of Ethiopians affected by famine and needing food aid has risen sharply with around 7.5 million people now in need, aid officials said Friday. The situation is worsening daily and is caused by failure of the annual rains added to the effects of the El Nino weather phenomenon .

Only 5 Percent Of Russian Air Strikes Hitting Islamic, British Defence Secretary Lies
After an amazing outburst from the delusional Brack Obama left the United Nations General Assembly in stunned silence because Obama has accused Russia and China of all the recent breaches of international law of which the USA is demonstably guilty, the propaganda departments of western governments seem to have totally lost their grip on reality.

Germany's Immigrant Crisis
Council Of Europe Concerned At Rising Racism In Germany (but No Mention Of Violence And Sex Crimes Committed By Illegal Immigrants).Germany is in crisis. The tide of migrants arriving each day, having travelled the now well established route from the middle east, through Turkey and Greeceor after a much longer crossing from Libya in equally flimsy and unseaworthy boats shows no sign of easing ...

All Bombs Kill But Obama Only Denounces Russia's And Syria's Bombs
The U.S. government has dropped hundreds of thousands of tons of bombs on Iraq alone in the last dozen years – and even hailed the start of the bombing campaign in 2003 as “shock and awe” – but now has coyly and repeatedly decried the Syrian government’s supposed use of crude “barrel bombs.”

Council Of Europe Concerned At Rising Racism In Germay (but No Mention Of Violence And Sex Crimes Committed By Illegal Immigrants)
The European Union immigration crisis that is now affecting most of the EU's wealthy nations and some that are only just clawing their way out of poverty after independence from the Soviet Union or Yugoslavia, appears to be dividing societies more deeply and pushing many European societies towards civil conflict as the affluent, self indulgent elite, in their efforts to show how caring and politically correct they are, ...

Free Speech And The 'Black Lives Matter' Book Burners
The news that students and administrators at a Connecticut, USA, university are ‘boycotting’ the Wesleyan Argus student newspaper for publishing an op-ed that was mildly critical of some aspects of the anti-police-brutality group Black Lives Matter (BLM). Their petition reads: ‘This boycott includes recycling the Argus and demanding [its] funds… be revoked.’

Insane science: Babies to be manufactured from two same sex parents
We have said for a long time that science is out of control and scientists, particularly those in the field of biology, have abandoned any pretence of observing ethical contraints in their quest to play God and control nature itself. This articles shows just how far the sick creeps are prepared to go in dehumanising us.

Can Muslim Culture Ever Integrete With Tolerant Western Socities?
We in the developed nations are constantly told we must accept multiculturalism (Why? We never voted in favour of it?), celebrate diversity (We do celebrate diversity, there are thousands of diverse lifestyle within western societies) and adapt to accommodate the quirky but charming traditions of immigrants ...

Is USA Preparing For War Against Russia In The Baltic Region?
The US government has been making preparations for a possible war against Russia in Europe’s Baltic States, German business newspaper Deutsche Wirtschafts Nachrichten (DWN) reports (link goes to page in original German). The report claims that all the NATO war games organized in the region by Washington have been intended to prepare various military response scenarios.

Syrian Child's Picture Goes Viral On Internet, Then Exposed As Propaganda Fraud
In the past few hours a picture purported to have been drawn and coloued by a Syrian child has prompted a knee jerk reaction from thousands of online handwringers It is a drawing that is supposed to have been given by a refugee child to the Federal Police officers processing refugee applications in the German town Passau.

The Lazy Pupil's Examination Aid.
In my school days, admittedly more years ago than I care to remember, trying to justify the non - delivery of homework projects with the excuse "please Sir, the dog ate it," was not exactly fresh and original but [ ... ] Now of course, in an era of mass communication and advanced technology it is a tired and lame excuse used as a last resort only by the terminally dull - witted. Family pets have advanced in status so much they can actually make a positive contribution to academic achievement ...

Vaccinate the World: Gates, Rockefeller Seek Global Population Reduction
Vaccinate the World: Gates, Rockefeller Seek Global Population Reduction. Being a former computer professional from back when we had to know how the things worked to program them, Bill Gates was always the incompetent amateur who got a big leg up because of his CIA connections and then made 'not fit for purpose' acceptable quality. Now this half witted shyster is playing a big role in formulating United Nations eugenics policy

Perpetual War: US Considers Keeping Troops In Afghanistan After 2016
As The Daily Stirrer has predicted since we started in 2009 that Washington's goal was perpetual war, of the kind George Orwell described in his novel 1984. Not only does war make fear - mongering acceptable as a way of controlling the population and restricting personal liberties and civil rights, it is great for business too. It should be no surprise then to learn ...

Russia's action against ISIS in Syria outwits Obama Again
Europe’s intensifying migrant crisis and Russia’s increased military support for President Assad’s regime in Syria, including the establishment of a Russian military Syrian headquarters at Latakia have focused the attention of world media and those of us who like to be aware what is going on to dangerous situation now emerging from Syria’s protracted civil war.

Merkel Hit By German Citizens Backlash As Her Anti - German, Pro - Immigration Policy Indtroduces Violence, Rape and Third World Lawlessness To Germny's Muslim Ghettos
As the lawless criminal scum imported by Merkel in her efforts to suck up to Obama threaten to turn Germany into a third world human cespit, it seems public opinion in European is waking up.

As Russia, China and Iran line up behind Assad, has the USA (and its proxies) lost the middle east war?
indications from Washington is that the Obama administration, surely suffering from collective megalomania, is determined to provoke a military confrontation with Russia, which the Harvard political science grads. are sure would bring down Putin and Medvedev and allow the west to install a bunch of right wing corporate puppets in Moscow as they did in Kiev

New GMO ‘gene drive’ technology could be used to unleash the world’s most devastating biological weapon

We told you that push to make all our food crops Genetically Modified was much more sinister than feeding the world's poor at the expense of ordinary people in developed nations. Now the real agenda is starting to be revealed.

Volkswagen Emissions Scandal - Is It The Tip Of The Iceberg?
The real problem here is that, driven by the hysterical warnings of self interested pseudo-scientists, politicians have set unachievable targets for reducing emissions while demanding that national economies keep growing.

Controlled Media Blacks out German Mass Opposition to Nonwhite Invasion

Luck Be a Tory Tonight
David Cameron is one Prime Minister that luck seems to have especially singled out for special treatment. From his election as Conservative leader in 2005, few within or without his party gave him much hope. Many senior Tories suspected he was all surface/no substance, that his privileged background was too great a break with his grammar-school graduate predecessors and a throwback to the Old Etonian school of Toryism; they thought he was too closely modelled on Blair to convince either the electorate or party activists out in the Shires

Chinese 'Military Assets' En Route To Syria?
The only thing that could make the bad situation the Obama administration has created in the middle east any worse would be for China to step up to the mark in solidarity with their allies Russia and Iran. And now we learn from pro-Assad Al-Masdar news ...

The Nuttiness Of NeoCon Destabilization Campaigns.
As the instability in the middle east spreads to Europe, North Africa and into Sourthern Asia we look as the role of the so - called neocons, piratical, mostly American corporate, world domination freaks who naively see the collapse of nations and the global economic structure as somehow working to their advantage. Ironically the neocons are aided and abetted by the neo-liberals, theoretically their rivals although the groups share the same broad aims.

Obama Is Employing An Army of Psychologists to Fundamentally Transform the Minds of All Americans
In 2008, I was asked if I was voting for Barack Obama. I said knew better and continued to explain that his political experience was very limited. No matter how astute I thought I was at that time, I could not have envisioned how destructive Barack Obama would prove to be to the lives of every American.

Playing Poker With Obama: Putin’s Calculated Risk In Syria
I've said before that the reason Vladimir Putin outmanoeuvres the US State Department in every diplomatic skirmish is that while American's play poker, which is all about bluff, Putin plays chess which is all about strategy. Russian President Vladimir Putin had decided to risk the possibility of military clashes with the United States and its European Allies, Saudi Arabia, other major Muslim nations and Israel by intervening in Syria ...

Syrian Doctor Makes More Trafficking Migrants to Greece Than He Can Doctoring
A former doctor from Syria has described how he now makes £60,000 a month trafficking people from Turkey to Europe. He has warned European Union (EU) member states that the refugees will continue to come even if all the borders are shut, saying “They will dig tunnels if necessary.”

U.S. To Station Nuclear Weapons in Germany Against Russia
Germany’s ZDF public television network reported on September 22nd, "New U.S. Atomic Weapons to Be Stationed in Germany," that the U.S. will station 20 new nuclear bombs in Germany, each being four times the destructive power of the one that was used on Hiroshima . Hans Kristensen, the Director of the Nuclear Information Project at the Federation of American Scientists, says, "With the new bombs the boundaries blur between tactical and strategic nuclear weapons.”

France ready to bomb Syria 'in self-defense' – foreign minister
France's Francois Hollande has been almost as desperate as Barack Obama for a war that will distract French voters from the economic disaster his socialist government has wrought. But if Russia continues to back Assad and there is no reason to think they will not, any allied effort to bring down assad is a non starter.

Hungary passes new laws allowing its army to use rubber bullets, stun grenades and tear gas on migrants, as EU holds emergency talks on Europe’s refugee crisis
‘Hungary has passed new drastic laws allowing its army use rubber bullets, stun grenades, tear gas and net guns on the thousands of desperate refugees hoping to pass through the country on their way to new lives in northern and western Europe.

Muslim Migrants Promised "Free Blonde Swedish Girls", Imam says Muslims Should Breed With Europeans to "Conquer Their Countries"
This content is so gobsmackingly evil, all we can say is if we hsad not spent hours authenticating it, we would not believe it. If after readin and watching this you still think uncomtrolled mass imigration from the Muslim nations of Africa and the middle east, you need to see a psychologist.

Hausfrau Volksfuhrer Merkel Confronts Facebook's Zuckerberg Over Policing Hate Posts
It has long been recognized that German chancellor Angela Merkel models her leadrship style on those og Hitler and Stalin. What is not so well know is that Facebook CEO Zuckerberg is collaborating with Merkel, Obama, Cameron and other leaders sympathetic to global fascism to introduce censorship of internet content. Avoid Facebook, Zuckerberg is a Jewish Nazi, how sick is that

Stephen Nolan’s Pro-Migrant Stance - Boggart Blog Pays Tribute With Fat Bastard by The Macc Lads
The BBC will not accept any criticism when it comes to anything of a political nature. They would never back down.There is, it seems, no one in the entire institution who is not radically left wing and they are waging ideological war against the general population and against British culture and values.

Labour leader Corbyn rejects bombing Syria, blames BRITAIN and the US for the rise of ISIS: because it will spark more ‘mayhem’
Though the story is from The Daily Mail which, we expect to be one of the new Labour leader's greatest critics, it's good to see Mainstream Media actually reporting one of the things Jezza is getting right. Obviously he reads The Daily Stirrer because we've been saying since ISIS were pulled out of ...

How Neo - Con and Neo - liberal Globalism Freaks Are Destabilizing Europe According To Plan
A study by our owner/ editor of how the USA led global markets project has destsbilised the middle easdt and why that outcome looks as if it was the long term plan all along. Libya, Syria, Ukraine, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iraq and now Europe ... all are strategically important and all were potential obstacles to Washington's world domination ambitions.

Beyond Big Bang: The Idea Of An Infinite Universe Is Fashionable Again
We see a lot of stuff being presented as fact these days because "a consensus of scientists thinks it is probably right." When we think of how many great advances have resulted from the work / thinking of people who did not have a university degree in a related subject, we understand it is wrong to dismiss the thoughts of the lay person

Merkel's Beloved Muslim Migrants Trigger Rape Epidemic In Munich
A story picked up by Pam Geller (always a reliable fact checker although some dislike her sensationist style of reporting) of Muslim migrats raping German women while migrant women are being forced into prostitution is not playing well with the femiists and left wing extremists who want us to believe the lie that these barbarians actually enrich our culture.

Russian troops already engaged in battle against ISIS around Homs
Military and intelligence sources report that on Wednesday, September 16, Russian R-166-0.5 (ultra) high-frequency signals (HF/VHF) vehicles were spotted on Highway 4, which links Homs and Aleppo. These vehicles, called “mobile war rooms” by the IDF and Western armies, were accompanied by BTR-82 troop carriers transporting Russian marines ...

Retired Swedish Police Chief Says Malmo Crime Skyrocketing Due To Immigration

Chief Superintendent Torsten Elofsson retired from police work in 2014 after 42 years on the Malmo police force, but he retains a key interest in the security of the city. Recalling his early days on the force, Elofsson said the nature and volume of crime in Malmo had changed significantly, going from the organised crime perpetrated by biker gangs decades ago to the migrant crime boom of modern Sweden.

Jeremy Corbyn, the Fabian Society left wing elitist posing as man of the people
Labour activists are hailing the Corbyn era as a return to traditional labour politics. But not only is Corbyn a posh boy from a wealthy family, he is a member of the elitist Fabian Society, the left wing intellectual think tank founded in the 19th century, which in the 1930s supported Hitler and fascism.

Muslim Only No Go Areas For Police And Emergency Services In Our Cities? - It Already Happened In Sweden.
Sweden continues to lead the way in surrendering its nation, culture and self respect to exremist Muslim dickheads, reasoning that the violent rapists and murderers of the relion of peace will thank them rather than kill them all. but the people all over Europe are waking to the betrayal of their elites.

Assad Says Europe Is Responsible For Refugee Crisis: "If You're Worried About Them, Stop Supporting Terrorists"
As the tide of refugees fleeing Syria’s bloody civil war, swelled by African economic migrants masquerading as Syrians continues to tear the European Union (EU) apart, and as Brussels struggles to formulate a coherent policy for handling the crisis as member states go their own way with measures to close border crossing points, divert migrants to other member nations, or ...

"West's War In Syria Is Part Of A Global war Waged By The USA And Its Dupes Allies Against Russia"
Arthur Foxake brings us a brilliant analysis of the geopolitical picture from the black Sea and Middle East, but ahead of the embed window we get a few of Arthur's own thoughts on the situation

German Authorities Claim Economic Migrants Are Saying They Are Syrian Refugees To Get Into The Country
The shock renewal by Germany of border controls was, it turns out, a consequence of Hausfrau Merkel's ill - advised decision to announce that all Syrians arriving in Germany would be welcomed, a stupid move, probably aimed at sucking up to the terrorist - loving Obama administration in the USA, that was doomed to end in disaster from the outset.

Swedish Immigrant Street Wars Spread: Stockholm Grenade Attack Follows Kurd-Turk Migrant Clashes
Violence between migrant gangs of different ethnicities vying for territorial rights to run organised crime has become the norm in Malmo, southern Sweden. Now it appears that as a consequence of the Swedish loony left government’s insane policy of flooding the country with third world migrants without

Hungary speeds up fence building as criticisms of its 'no more migrants' policy mount
With the criticisms from Austrian and German leaders still echoing through the strets of Prague, likening their treatment of undocumented travellers who are trying to enter the country illegally to Nazi holocaust deportations, the Hungarians have been rushing to finish their razor-wire fence along ...

Hungarian Leader Says Soros-Funded Groups Are Making Money From The Immigration Crisis
While Germany pursues its policy of replacing expensive German labour with cheap third woeld labour at act as fodder for its profit hungry factories, and the French government obediently follow their German masters while Britain stands aside, it is the poorer E U nations, led by Hungary, that have at last acted to stop the flood of unskilled, often illiterate refugees from third world nations flooding into EU nations.

It Is Now Confirmed That Russia Is Sending Hi - tech Military Hardware To Syria
Moscow is sending an advanced anti-aircraft missile system to Syria, two Western officials and a Russian source said, as part of what the West believes is stepped-up military support for embattled President Bashar Assad. Moscow claims transfer of military equipment is meant to help combat against ISIS, but the presence of air defense systems in Syria may stoke tensions with Israel.

Scientists Discover A New Human Ancestor
A NEW species of human – the Homo Naledi has been discovered in a cave in South Africa, an international team of scientists have confirmed. The new species was discovered 50 kilometers northwest of Johannesburg, South Africa and is being hailed as the ‘find of the century” by scientists.

Big Data and The Surveillance Society
We kill people based on metadata. – Gen. Michael Hayden, former head of the NSA and CIA. Bene vixit, bene qui latuit. (To live well is to live concealed) - – Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)The most sacred thing is to be able to shut your own door. – G.K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936). I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private lives in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower. – Banksy (2006)

Migrant ‘Rebellion’Against Hungarian Law As U.N. Warns Of Millions More Refugees
It was clear from long before Barack Hussein Obama was elected as US President in 2008 that under his administration, the USA would decare war on civilisation. The man told us so, he spelled it out for the idiots who voted for him that he hated America, white people and European civilisation. Well he kept those promises at least.

Big Data and The Surveillance Society
We kill people based on metadata. – Gen. Michael Hayden, former head of the NSA and CIA. Bene vixit, bene qui latuit. (To live well is to live concealed) - – Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)The most sacred thing is to be able to shut your own door. – G.K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936). I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private lives in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower. – Banksy (2006)

Oil Rich Nations Treat Their Fellow Muslims as Second Class Citizens And Europe is Left Picking up the Pieces
As the migrant tide continues to flow unabated and the more plain speaking european leaders start to talk of twenty million more migrants intending to enter the EU illegally, we ask why the wealthy Arab nations of the middle east are not taking any on the mostly Muslim migrants but instead trying to guilt trip Europe into accepting them all.

Syrian Girl's Video exposes western Politicians and Media Lies About Refugees
This girl makes more sense than Obama, Cameron, Hollande, Merkel and all other western criminals and corporate hirelings put together, Maybe one day they will realize that their subservience to zionism only leads ruin of their individual characters!

UK's First GM crops enriched with nutrients ready for harvest
With public opinion and a significant (but ignored by mainstream media strongly opposed to the introduction of Genetically Modified foods one would think that politicians, having lost the trust of voters, might hold back on this one. But no, as usual they are sidelining the public interest and ignoring public opinion in order to push the interests of the corporate cronies.

Russia Warns Washington Of "Unintended Incidents" In Syria
Yesterday, Thursday evening our news feeds picked up the latest development in the soap opera that is the Obama administrations waggering effor to make Russia back down from is's stance of supporting Assad and let the rent - boy President satisfy his bloodlust in bringing Syria’s horrific civil war with bombs and drone strike on Syrian civilians

Roads, Railways And Ferries Closed As Illegal Migrant Flood Overwhelms Europe's Transport Systems
As the tide of illegal immigrants trying to enter those E U nations offering the most generous cash, housing and medical care benefit packages swells daily, we bring news of another European nation that is comung to its senses. Soon only Germany and Sweden will be left on the road to national suicide. The Swedes are such politically correct wimps they'd surrender if someone dropped a smelly fart in Stockholm, as for Germany - TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP!

Is Europe Doomed to Burn in Hell as Gadaffi Promised?
Back in 2011, blogger Little Nicky Machiavelli reported that Libya leader Muammar 'Mad Dog" Gadaffi, under seige during the FUKUS axis bombing campaign against his regime, warned that he would unleash a wave of migrants that would turn Europe to hell. A few days later Mad Dog was killed, but events since then tell us he carried out his threat as illegal ecomonic migrants from Africa are swamping the infrastructure of European nations.

Backslider Cameron Pays £1.7 billion He Promised He Would Not Pay
Remember about this time last year, the EU demanded the UK pay an additional £1.7 billion to the Euronazi project, to prop up the Euro single currency system after the debacle of Greece's economic collapse and ensure the Bankers and Corporate businesses did not lose a penny on their bad loans to the Greek government because the whole debt could be transferred to British, German, Dutch and Austrian taxpayers (all the other EU member states are effectively bankrupt).

Angry Mobs Torch Kurdish Businesses As Turkey Descends Into Chaos
History is full of national leaders turning on minorities in their own country with the west's tacit approval. Nothing about the way the Syrian tragedy has played out should surprise us then except that when the leaders of NATO's main powers, the The FUKUS axis wanted a war in Syria, the Syrian leader Assad found new best friends in Russia, China and Iran. Their opposition was enough to make France and the UK think twice about deposing Assad by force ...

MEP In Merkel Mask Mocks Juncker
An Italian MEP in a ~Merkel mask mocked the pusillanimous poltroon posing as President of the EU commission in Stasbourg yesterday as the Luxembourgischer nonentity Jean Claude Juncker (aka J-C Drunkard) lectured representatives of the sovereign nations that make up the European Union on what their elected government's policies should be.

Hungary Seals Borders As Migrant Flow Increases
The illegal immigrant crisis seems to be coming to a head; in Germany there is civil urest in areas where Volksfuhrer Haulsfrau Merkel has shoehorned large numbers of hostile Muslims into areas with high unemployment. In Britain Prime Minister Cameron faces a rebellion from members of his own party. In France, Sweden and Italy anti - immigration parties are ahead in opinion polls, but it is Hungary and Slovakia that lead the resistance to the EUronazis genocide of white Europeans project.

State Department Warns Russia not to Support Syrian Government Kerry says defense of country will “risk confrontation” with US-Saudi supported jihadi terrorists. The anti-ISIL or ISIS forces in Syria fighting to overthrow the Syrian government are virtually all jihadi extremists who have called for the establishment of a Sunni Wahhabist caliphate in the country.

If You Want To Help Refugees Stop Helping To Kill Them
As The Daily Stirrer predicted, the tide of illegal entrants streaming through Europe's porous southern and eastern borders is increasing. Italy, Greece and Hungary now have major problems and even non EU states in the Balkans are affected. This crisis will not be resolved until the EU leaders politically correct OCD is replaced and we resolve the Merkels, Camerons and Hollandes with people of resolve who will stand up to American bullying.

China’s Covert War with America Heats Up: Warships near Alaska, Another Industrial Explosion, and China Unveils Cruise Missile That Renders U.S. Carriers Obsolete
Two weeks ago, [The Daily Sheeple] ran an exclusive Natural News story announcing that a covert war between China and the USA had begun. The war started as a currency and debt war, then escalated into the catastrophic Tianjin explosion carried out by the U.S. Pentagon in a “kinetic retaliation” strategy, according to sources. It wasn’t long after the Tianjin explosion that a second explosion rocked the Chinese province of Shandong, sending “coincidence theorists” into a hissy fit because suddenly a pattern of explosions was emerging that could not simply be explained away as sheer chance.

USA To Blame For Europe's Migrant Crisis Says Putin
Appearing at the inaugural Moscow-hosted Eastern Economic Forum in Vladivostok, the Russian President has blamed the migrant crisis emanating from the Middle East on America. He also blamed European states for backing US efforts to spread democracy, which he said were responsible for the current exodus of people sweeping across the EU.

German Government Evict Poor Germans From Their Homes For Migrant Asylum Seekers
This is a digitally captured video of a news report on Federal German government plans to evict low income and unemployed German citizens from their homes and replace them with Middle Eastern 'asylum seekers' (handout seekers). This news story was first broadcast on a German Left-leaning TV station on August 28, 2015. It's original title: The most poor of the poor have to vacate their homes for asylum seekers.

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