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Stupid Evolution

Ian R Thorpe

8 Feb 2006

I know talking to some of you about evolution is going to be like talking to a wall and I know some of you are really smart and know that evolution is how nature gets things done but there are a lot of others who are still unsure. I aim to prove evolution is fact by pointing out its mistakes though

The problem for people who do not recognise evolution is our experience. Mostly we live in pleasant climates where there is food around and water to drink and the creatures we share our space with are cutesy pie and cuddly. We look at an ikkle-cutesy-bunny-wunny wid their twitch ikkle noses or at itty bitty kitties with their cutesy ikkle whiskers and pointy ears and you think "ahhh, nothing that beautiful could be made by accident." So we convince ourselves that's how things were planned.

Nature could not create Disneyland if it tried, nature has to live on Planet Reality.

Humans have around twenty five years between generations so we never see things evolve, we do not get to see evolution's mistakes, like the Gulper Eel.

Now we don't know for certain whether evolution gave up on the Gulper Eel or whether the Gulper gave up on evolution once it had a mouth and a stomach. Because that is what the creature is basically, a mouth with a stomach hung behind it and in itse natural environment that is all it needs to be. When conditions do not change creatures that live in them are not faced with the "adapt or die" process that created oddities like the Giraffe or the Duck - Billed Platypus or even the oddest of all, homo sapiens-sapiens.

The Gulper Eel has never developed any eyes because it lives four miles down in the ocean where there is no light at all. There are two dark spots on its head, these might be the light sensitive cells that would have developed into eyes except there is no light for them to be sensitive to.

The Gulper also lacks something else, something all other multi celled creatures have. It does not have an arsehole, no hole in it bottom. What goes in must come out the same way, and as the Gulper, like a python, can swallow objects larger than itself there is some pretty big stuff goes in.

Such disgusting lifestyle choices would lead to rapid extinction in the realm of light of course, what kind of creature would want to smooch with a partner that shat through its mouth? But of course with no light and no eyes the Gupler's partner just thinks it has halitosis.

So environmental factors mean the Gulper Eel never had to evolve beyond where it had to get to on the scale in order to be recognised as a Gulper Eel.

Before creationist readers write off the Gulper as the work of the Devil just think for a moment about those two dark spots that might have become eyes had the creatures decided to go for life in an environment where it would have been necessary to undertake difficult tasks like growing a bottom - hole. The dark spots that may be rudimentary eyes are a bit like male nipples, the basic design allowed for them in case they might have been needed might have been needed but as there was no function for them to perform they just hung around and became one of life's mysteries. Guys, you have more in common with the Gulper Eel than you care to admit.

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