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Science Can Seriously Damage Your Mental Health
Do you get pissed off with all those reports issued by scientists about how the food you eat or lifestyle choices can damage your health. The thing is whatever on scientific report says be it on diet, drink or drugs, the next one is sure to contradict it. Well now Boggart Blog Central has produced a report of our own. We did not look at diet related factors, drugs of choice or alcohol comsumption Our scientists' work reveals too much science can turn you into a mentalist.

Science Can Seriously Damage Your Mental Health
by Ian R Thorpe
2007-11-16
CREATIVE COMMONS: Attribute, non commercial, no derivs.
KEYWORDS: science, mental_health,lifestyle,drugs,food,drink, alcohol, scientists, Ian R Thorpe, humour, humor, satire

by fatsally @ 2007-11-16 – 16:43:00 Those scientists are at it again. They now claim that the only way to solve the dietary shortcomings of the population is to use genetically modified crops to provide us with the nutrients we don't get in our chosen diet.

Apparently barely a quarter of adults consumes the recommended daily amounts of omega 3 fatty acids which are mainly found in oily fish; salmon, mackeral, tuna, sardines.

However I think the scientists have made a critical error in attributing this shortfall in our inability to source oily fish for our diets, rather than it being a conscious choice of "I don't much care for fish."

They've also overlooked the important matter of if a person dislikes fish and refuses to eat it, yet the nutrients in it are vital for healthy bodies and brains, then surely that person is not one of the 'fittest' who will pass on their genes to ensure the continued development of the human race.

In the future will we see a society of morons who make no personal choices whatsoever and by eating and drinking the modifed food provided by the research laboritries live to be 126 with an increased IQ of 81, whilst all of the people capable of choice drink, smoke and eat themselves to an early grave just out of spite.

Or perhaps we can lock all the scientists up in their research laboritries and force them to eat and/or smoke their own research papers whilst recording the effects on their physical and mental health.

Perhaps all scientists involved in this kind of research need to have a health warning tatooed on their heads.

Science Can Seriously Damage Your Sanity!

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