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Where's Shaun Of The Dead When We Need Him: The Case Of The Miami Zombie

by Ed Butt

The 'Miami Zombie' case has gone viral on the internet, sparking a rash of reported Zombie attacks and stories about a 'zombie apocalypse' and real zombies.

Everyone on our planet (and probably a few others) must by now have heard about the 'Miami Zombie Cannibal' Rudy Eugene, eating the face of of homeless man, Ronald Poppo. Even after being shot, Eugene growled at the police officer sent to arrect him and went back to ripping Poppo's face off! Eugene finally succumbed after taking several bullets, but did not die until he had finished eating Poppo's entire face.

The echoes of films and television shows like Dawn Of The Dead, 28 Days Later and The Walking Dead are all too clear.

Another story broke yesterday, again in the USA. A 21-year-old student at the University of Maryland, Alexander Kinyua, ate the heart and part of the brain of his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie after stabbing him to death. Police and college oficialsls discovered more of the dinner deceased in different locations around the campus.

Several other stories, most much less intense than the Miami and Maryland cases, have come to light recently. In California, a man bit the nose off of his cousin. Back in Miami, a man got irate at being put into a police car and bashed his head inside the car until he was bloody and then spit the blood at the officer. That officer showed admirable restraint not shooting the guy. In New Jersey, a man named Wayne Carter stabbed himself over 50 times, yanked off pieces of his intestines and threw them at police!

So what is behind these cases of irrational violence? The buzz online suggests many people believe it could be some kind of a virus causing the attacks, some saying it actually turns people into zombies. Clearly these folk think The Walking Dead is a reality show.

For years, the subject of a zombie apocalypse has been a huge thing online. Hundreds, if not thousands, of websites are dedicated to praising zombies, offering instructions on how to fight zombies, protecting yourself from zombies and probably even dating zombies. There's even a bullet guaranteed to kill zombies called Zombie Max. On Facebook and YouTube, a lot of users seem to believe that governments are hiding something. People who have used 'bath salts', the drug that police say the Miami Zombie was on, insist there is no way anyone would react to it like that o is there something more sinister than bad drugs here? Maybe something as sinister as a zombie apocalypse?

Well if you fancy your chances of running for the hills with Christopher Ecclestone or the gorgeous Naomie Harris, write your name, email address and mobile phone number on a twenty pound note and send it to us.

Video of Miami Zombie attack shot by an eye - witness.
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