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I haven't much time for scientists normally, especially those con artists who cooked up the global warming scam and the lapdogs of Big Pharma who tell us if we would only take enough prescription drugs we could live forever. Brian Cox on the other hand is as always good television in his new Wonders of the Universe series..

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Last night Prof. Brian Cox, astrophysicist and formerly keyboard player with rock band D'Ream (big hit: Things Can Only Get Better) kicked off a new television series, The Wonders Of The Universe (episode 1 available until 13 Mar 2011 on BBC iPlayer). The series is a follow up to his hugely successful effort last year, The Wonders Of The Solar System which did a lot to increase interest in science and particularly physics courses among university applicants.

Recently Cox (pictured below) was voted the sexiest scientist in the world.

Brian Cox

Which sounds great until you realise the competition was Stephen Hawking.

The Wheels Are Off Our Picture Of The Universe - Brian Cox

Until last year, when filming began to take precedence, Cox was one of the swarms of scientists tending to the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at Cern, in Geneva, where, he recently admitted, rather endearingly, "the wheels are coming off our picture of the way the universe works at the moment. We don't know what 96% of the universe is made of." Really? "Well," he says now, "they're trying to bolt the wheel back on – an 11-dimensional wheel." Much laughter. One criticism of the work done at Cern is that it relies too much on string theory (hence the 11 dimensions), and that string theory, being currently eons ahead of the scientifically provable, depends too much on the pursuit of mathematical elegance.

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The Lard Hadron ColliderAs excitements grows in the scientific community about the imminent announcement from the Large Hadron Collider team at CERN about how they have nearly found something interesting, Xavier Connolly explains why the whole thing is just a science a scam.
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Radio Telescopes Photograph Nearest Galaxy To EarthA spectacular new photo of our nearest galaxy lit up like a neon sign has been captured by European astronomers using state of the art space telescopes. Regular Readers of The Daily Stirrer will know we are somewhat sceptical about 'science.' Now there is a lot of good and valuable work done in research and development using those accumulated bodies of knowledge known as The Sciences. But when people start trying to pass off speculative research or even unsubstantiated and unproveable theories as 'science' it is a sure sign we are dealing with research grant bludgers, Nobel Prize phishers and ...

It's Life Craig, But Not As We Know It.Since the publication of Frankenstein and maybe before that it has been the ambition of many scientists to discover the science of life itself and thus create new life in the laboratory. Now modern adances in delusional thinking have led science to move beyond dreams into the realms of fantasy fiction and claim they have created artificial life when they have not.

It's Life Jim But Not As We Know ItScientists, those shallow, excitable people so to prone to hyperbole and easily moved to hysteria were last week claiming they had discovered alien life forms in the shape of arsenic eating bacteria in Lake Mono, California. Science and reality are often a long way apart and in the cold light of reason we wonder what the NASA astrobiologist who led the project was getting wound up about..

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