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Your Right To Party
by herMann
11 June 2009

The status of student has always carried a responsibility to behave irresponsibly, get up the noses of honest, upright citizens and generally cling by one's fingernails to the freedoms of childhood while indulging unrestrainedly in pleasures normally reserved for adults. Several of the pieces in Carl Orff's famous Carmina Burania suite (cool classics containing the music from The Omen that always plays when the Devil is about to off somebody) are based on Medieval Drinking Songs sung by students. Similarly, many well known English folk songs are based on bawdy chants of students contemplating what they would like to do to the serving wench when she bent to pick up coins thrown on the floor. We will not go up that road, although some of the students probably did. For centuries in the towns of Oxford and Cambridge students have been responsible for seventy - five per cent of the street brawls and even more of the illigitimate births. But now those days are gone and students are not so self assured. The burden of expectation that weighs us all down lies particularly heavily on those in whom parents and state have invested heavily. On top of that a degree is now essential to get a job washing up in a fast food restaurant (first or 2.1 in Hotel and Catering Management) or driving a bus (must have a degree in travel services) and students already under enormous pressure to achieve also have to pay for their tuition by selling their bodies. Failure at this stage could blight their entire lives but in the quest for a decent degree young people are forgetting how to enjoy themselves. Our Youth Editor and long serving party animal herMann (39) offers some advice on remedying this.

herMann asks us to point out that the tattoo of Irish crooner Daniel O' Donnell now on his neck but originally, several facelifts ago, on his upper arm does not indicate a history as a more conservative person but is a post modern irony directed at lack of invention in the current crop of popular music. The boil on his cheek is actually a nipple - see above.

Your Right To Party
by Headbutt Youth Correspondant, herMann

Hi, my name is herMann and I'm an al - no, no that is in the past and I'm taking it one day at a time. The thing is I don't need booze and drugs to enjoy myself any more. I'm still young and the world is my lobster. And anyway I regret nothing (well actually I remember nothing) I'm thirty nine, having my seventeenth gap year, and I still know how to rave. Having been a fully fledged member of "the youth of today" for quite some time now, I am disturbed by the increasing number of young people turning at an early age into boring, ignorant, self-centred old farts, quite content to stick happily to the blueprint of life forced upon them by such media, education and corporate fascism.. Whatever happened to the rebellious, outgoing, anarchic youth that spoke out against the system in days gone by? Ill tell you what happened! They all wimped out, got married, took cosy little office jobs and sold out to the liberal vision of modern stakeholder society. The only stake young people should be interested in is the one they are about to hammer through the government's heart.

Rebellion is the function of the young. Take the sixties for instance, not that I remember those years of course. The hippy movement and the campaign for nuclear disarmament. Digging up cricket pitches, having love - ins, drunk on sweet cider, drunk on life. Perhaps the ideas people had back then were very good in principle and so the governing fascists were actually scared of a bunch of peace loving hippies in sandals brandishing josticks and threating stunts like levitating the Pentagon (which was a brilliant idea but not amusing in the slightest. Who needs a flying Pentagon for fuck's sake? A bunch of witches or something. I mean, trying to levitate London's phallic-shaped Canary Wharf and ramming it through the Arc de Triomphe would be a hilarious proposal and much more of a statement. Besides, no one likes Canary Wharf and the French just love a bit of visual innuendo. Marcel Marceau and all that shit.

Young people today are afraid to enjoy themselves in a way that makes them feel as though theyve broke the rules - broken? broke? oh what the hell? Parties these days are not what Id call parties, more like sitting around a house talking and telling each other your plans for cosy future, how you want to get on the mortgage ladder, how you want to be married by the age of twenty-five and have three children by the time youre thirty etc. The list is endless. Therefore I had to compile this partygoers guide for disempowered youth and budding anarchists, read it then get out there and DO IT. And remember it - er - it is er - well remember something, OK.

Beginners Guide to The House Party.

Your landlords are on holiday for two weeks, so you organize a little soiree for you and your freinds. Youll go crazy, have the best laugh youve had in ages and spend the the next week or so cleaning up the mess and mainlining antibiotics, or so you think! The Truth is your peers are too unimaginative and up themselves to know how to do this and you will all sit there making smalltalk for three hours then everyone leaves and the partys over by midnight. That's OK for schoolies but now you are free, a student, and contractually committed to trash you Halls of Residence / Shared House. You're panicking because having previously been a well behaved kiddiwink you haven't a clue how to start. Well its a good job you checked out the HEADBUTT youth page because were going to tell you.

  1. Tell everybody. Fifteen hundred people and a 500kw sound system in a dormitory or small suburban house is perfectly feasible. Anyway student accom. is always in shithole areas so nobody will complain about the noise, they'll just assume its another riot.
  2. Get you and your friends into serious drinking and a few beginners drugs, nothing big, just some hash cakes and maybe a bit of LSD in the lemonade. Dont pretend you dont know where to score it from. The guy in the Helly Hansen Bubble Jacket with the ray - bans who always sits in the darkest corner of the pub/bar/nightclub can sort you out.

3. Start to drink deadly cocktails in pint glasses. For example, why not try White Lightning cider (11% by vol) mixed with Carlsberg Special Brew (9% by vol) and a very large shot of Peach Schnapps; Snakebites with double whiskey chasers or a cocktail of Swedish Aquavit mixed with Aquavit and more Aquavit. Aquavit tastes like rocket fuel but is stronger. No wonder Swedish cars are unwreckable, when it comes to getting wrecked nothing can compete with their drinks. A few of these and you're 100% guaranteed to shag senseless (which you definitley will be after what youve just drank), the most undesirable person at a party who, was it not for your condition would remain a virgin. Or if there is a lack of undesireable people to have sex with just move onto student special Tequila Slammers as the evening wears on. Drink a half pint of Tequila (Gold) without removing the glass from your mouth and then slam yourself face first into the floor. Now that's living.

4. Party games were always a favourite but in the words of the barman at Bar Mitzvah, a really hot club in Ibiza "it is time to put aside childish things and get more sofist .... sophfist..... soffitist....grow up." To be an unfettered soul you need to get more risque than other people. Once you are all in full a party mode, i.e. well on the way to being alchoholics and drug addicts, you will need to find ways of getting people off with their objects of desire (its a good idea at this stage to make sure you remembered to put the cat out.) If you are all straight lads at the party the absence of women of any kind, including inflatables suggests you must be a sports team or dungeons & dragons club and therefore should not be reading this you sad, sub - masonic wankers. At mixed parties why not suggest a game of nude Twister, everyone loves it with clothes on so just think of the screams of joy/fear that will engulf the participants when they are all writhing naked on a plastic sheet, arses in the air. The enjoyment factor for this could be increased tenfold if you appoint yourself referee and impose a penalty on the first bloke to get an erection, like tying him to a lamp-post in the town centre or something. Girls should be extra vigilant when playing this. Always take a pill before you play as you never know when some guy's cannon will go off. Another good one is what we at HEADBUTT like to call Virtual GBH. All you need for this is a few crash helmets with pix of Lara Croft stuck to the inside of the visors and a load of empty beer bottles. Put on the crash helmets and smash bottles over each others heads thus recreating an authentic bar-room brawl without actually getting hurt, Not very good for scoring with the opposite sex but it might be one for all you Fantasy Role-Play people to think about. Finally you could always play spin the bottle, with positively embarassing forfeits like if the bottle points at a bloke then they have to have sex with the next person the bottle points to though why anyone waits for bottle to give them the OK is beyond me, no wonder the world is in a state of economic collapse).

4. So your party is now in full swing, and you want to wake up the following afternoon believing you got laid or at least believing that everybody else thinks you got laid. As mentioned in the previous paragraph you could try party games, if this fails to force you together with a desirable member of the opposite sex however, you need to put plan B into action and use your irresistable charm to get them to your bedroom.

Boys: Remember,you are not Richard Gere or Brad Pitt. You are most likely an acne-ridden, nerd in Bill Gates glasses who uses chat up lines like " Have you got a light for my cigarette?" or "I'm a physiotherapist and when I saw you across the room I wanted to feel every bone in your body, including mine!". It probably takes you an hour to pluck up enough courage to say this shite in which time you drink yourself into oblivion and what you actually say is "Yooouuu yibble blargle wi maaahh shaaggaggle, sweetie?". What you should do if you are serious about getting laid or are a total wuss and want to cop out of entering the choking on your own vomit competition is not drink quite as much as usual. This is really a cop out because all the girls will be totally bladdered by the end of the evening too and you will end up being the only sober person at the party and become a social outcast; the Billy No - Mates who only gets invites so there will be somebody still capable of calling the paramedics at the end of the evening.

Have fun.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties
. herM>anns' top ten chatup lines (in reverse order)

10. I've just flown in from Katmandu with two ounces of Afghan up my arse

9. Do you take it up the Gary Glitter? (for US readers this is rhyming slang)

8. You've heard the expression "Come to bed eyes?" In your case "to bed" is spurious

7. Do you make a noise when you fart?

6. I hear tattoos are out and zits are in this year.

5. My Aunt Rose can tell the future by studying the patterns of carrot chunks in spew.

4. We could share a pot noodle and get to know each other

3. If you're looking for committment I'll stick with you like herpes

2. Has anybody told you that melanoma on your back looks like a map of Australia?

1. If I say you have a beautiful body will you FUCK ME NOW please?

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While attention has been focused on Sweden because of remarks made by US President Donald Trump, the apocalyptic level of culturally-enriched violence in neighbouring Norway and particularly in Grønland, a district of the capital city of Oslo. After years of unchecked immigration it looks more like Karachi, Basra, and Mogadishu all rolled into one than part of a Scandinavian capital. People sell drugs openly just next to the Grønland subway station.

American Journalists Who Travelled To Sweden To Debunk Trumps Comments About Migrant Violence Run Out Of Town by Migrants
Two journalists from Chicago who had travelled to Sweden with the intention of debunking Donald Trump's allegations that in Sweden's cities there are many immigrant dominated suburbs that have become trouble spots and 'no - go zones' for Europeans and that the country is a dangerous place to visit had to be given a police escort so they could safely leave an immigrant neighbourhood in Stockholm.

Germany Facing Mass Blackouts Because The Wind And Sun Won’t Cooperate
Germany’s power grid came close tp collapse in January because the poor performance from sustainables, wind turbines and solar panels which the Germany government encouraged heavy investment in, data from a major trade union leaked to German business newspaper Deutsche Wirtschasfts Nachrichten.

Courts Quietly Confirm MMR Vaccine Causes Autism
After decades of passionate debate, parents probably missed the repeated admissions by drug companies and governments alike that vaccines do in fact cause autism. For concerned parents seeking the truth, it’s worth remembering that the exact same people who own the world’s drug companies also own America’s news outlets. Finding propaganda-free information has been difficult, until now.

CIA Admists Using fake News To Subvert Democracy For Decades
Newly-declassified documents show that a senior CIA agent and Deputy Director of the Directorate of Intelligence worked closely with the owners and journalists of many of the largest media outlets. The United States Senate Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities found in 1975 that the CIA submitted stories to the American press.

Left Complicit In Violence Ripping Through Paris Migrant Neighbourhoods?
As rioting by immigrant populations spreads from the poorer areas of Paris to the city centre and civil unrest spreads throughout France, former special advisor to France’s interior ministry Hugues Moutouh has accused the left-wing political establishment of complicity in the violence raging through the country’s migrant-dominated suburbs.

Infant Twins Die Shortly After Being Vaccinated, Medical Board Rules ‘Just A Coincidence’
In this era of high tech health care and rapidly advancing developments of drug therapy, sudden infant death syndrome (cot death) is a rare thing in the developed world, around one per hundred according to World Health Organisation statistics. Given that, you might think the sudden and simultaneous deaths of twins might cause somne raised eyebrows among medical professionals ...

PARIS ERUPTS: Many streets are NO-GO ZONES As Immigrant Violence Spreads
Five large areas have been reduced to no go areas for the past five nights as masked men cause mayhem on the streets. Now there are fears the fall out from allegations of police brutality could spread all over the country as unrest in the city grows. Police were hit with molotov cocktails and the heavy metal balls used in the French game Petanque ...

J.K. Rowling Goes Silent After Getting Challenged To Put Her Money Where Her Mouth Is
JK Rowling, who wrote 7 great books for kids (and an absolutely shit one for grown ups) has become one of those annoying celebrities who thinks we all need to hear regularly from her on the topic of how to live our lives. she sees no reason why a superior being such as her should abide by the advice she dishes out to the rest of us.

Corruption: Paraphrasing Johnny Rotten, 'Never trust a fahkin' liberal'
As the 'liberal supporters of Barack Obama's hapless presidency and more recently the US Democratic Party's 2016 failed candidate 'Crooked Hillary' Clinton whip themselves into an ever greater frenzy over the hugely entertaining antic of President Trump, An editorial at Investors Business Daily may end up being considered by historians as defining exactly why the Obama administration failed so catastrophically ...

Is a Global Wide Cash Ban Coming?

Anyone who has been paying attention over the last four years knows the Europe is ground zero for Central Planning insanity. Europe was created as a union with open borders with the open flow of capital. However, the elites have clearly demonstrated that they are willing to lie cheat and steal in order to maintain their agenda.

Trump Foiled Soros' Master Plan to Impose New World Order - Hedge Fund Manager
President Donald Trump came to power just in time to prevent George Soros and Hillary Clinton achieving a secret Trans Pacific trade deal, that would have transferred sovereign rights to global corporations Wall Street hedge fund manager and financial analyst Mitch Feierstein told Sputnik. George Soros and Clinton Inc. were nearly able to declare the ‘New World Order’ complete" hedge fund manager Feierstein, said on Tuesday.

TIME Magazine runs vile hit piece against Robert Kennedy Jr. for daring to tell the truth about mercury in vaccines
When newly inagurated President Donald Trump appointed Robert Kennedy, Jr. to head a commission to investigate and report on vaccine safety, it was inevitable the Big Pharma Corporations, the big money interest behind them, and their 'pet poodle' scientists would hit back and try to undermine the initiative. That it would happen so quickly, with higly respected fake news publication Time magazine lining up its biggest hitters to smear Kennedy's reputation

The War On Cash Intensifies In Response To Trump and Brexit
It appears Europe is charging towards a cashless society. Just days after Davos’ elites discussed why the world needs to “get rid of currency,” the European Commission has introduced a proposal enforcing “restrictions on payments in cash.” – because only terrorists and drug-dealers need cash (nothing at all to do with totalitarian control over a nation’s wealth) – we are not surprised that this proposal from the European Commission would appear…

French Finance Minister Says UK’s May Is Not In A Position To Negotiate With Trump You have to wonder just who the testicularly deficient little pen pusher of the failing EuroNazi project think they are. What do they not understand about Brexit that enables them to think they can still tell us what we can and can’t do? They may have got away with it while cottaging Prime Minister Blair or Old Etonian bum boy Cameron were in charge ...

Obama’s Gone, But His Genocidal Wars Go On
Continued fighting in Yemen between Houthi rebels seeking to overthrow the tyrannical Sunni Muslim government and ground and air forces of the SSaudi Arabian led coalition backed by the Obama administration in the USA killed at least 66 people in 24 hours, medics and security sources said on Sunday.
More Obama war

Inauguration crowd size lies: The Hypocrisy Of Mainstream Media Is Infinite When They Can Publish Shite Like This


Trump and liberals exchange insults over wether the inauguration audience for Trump was bigger than Obama's or not. It's hard to know which side is lying, probably both of them.
Liberal hypocrisy

‘Integrate or Leave’: As Wilders Surges in Polls Dutch PM Ramps Up Migrant Rhetoric


Just one day after polls which gave Geert Wilders’s insurgent populist party a nine-point lead on the ruling conservatives, Prime Minister Rutte took out a full page advert and spoke in an interview with Dutch daily Algemeen Dagblad to tell migrants they should integrate or leave, and to issue a call for a return to “common decency”.

Soros Is Responsible for Europe's Immigration Crisis Says Hungary's Viktor Orban
With Britain's Conservative Government pressing ahead with a 'hard Brexit agenda, and the Trump administration setting abou demolishing the expressway to socialism Barack Obama had spent eight years contruction, there is a lot of speculation and precious little hard evidence to indicate where the globalist elite, having seen their ambition for a world government thwarted will go next.
More Soros mischief

Post Trump and Brexit, Predicting The Globalists Next Move
Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has made the American billionaire and philanthropist George Soros for the current refugee movements in Europe with responsibility. "This invasion (of migrants) on the one hand steered from the tractor business, on the other hand of those (human) activists who support everything that the nation-states weakens,
Globalisation index

The role of cosmic electric currents in earth’s climate
If you’ve been following the growth of the Electric Universe movement, you know that this growth is due largely to the power of a new paradigm to explain things left unexplained by conventional theory. The greatest surprises of the space age are not surprises to researchers exploring the role of the electric force across the cosmos. Nor is it surprising to see the electric force at work close to home, both in the sculpting of planetary surfaces and in the evolution of life on earth ...

The Reality Of Globalism - World Trade Has Increased By Less Than 1% Annually In The Last Decade
There can be little doubt that 2016 was the year the great pushback against globalisation and the push towards an authoritarian world government (NWO) really got off the ground. Fears that the world is on the edge of rejecting globalization and a global economy, with its false promise of prosperity for all and its reality of an ever widening gap between rich and poor have dominated ...

World Bank Aims to Hand Over Seed Industry to Agribusiness
Today Donald Trump will be inaugurated as 45h President of The United States, his victory in the November election having been a major setback to those dark forces that give the impression only one more big push was needed to drive the world into accepting a global authoritarian government. Trump's victory, combined with 'Brexit' the vote by British citizens to leave the EU, combined to make 2026 a bad year for the globalists.

The Left In Meltdown
As the UK Labour Party crumbles into complete disarray with it’s leader, the sixty – eight year old perpetual student protestor Jeremy Corbyn proving a more divisive figure than any of his predecessors, as he sacrifices more and more votes on the altar of fashionable causes, and the EU, natural successor to Hitler’s European unification project falls apart in the face of resurgent cultural nationalism, it is quite satisfying to see ...

Fake News and fake Fake News
The buzz phrase this past month has been ‘Fake News’ as over in the USA the Donald Trump camp have had to swat away repeated attempts to smear and the discredit the victor in the 2016 Presidential Election and supporters of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, unable to accept their team lost because people rejected perpetual war and ...

Obama Has been An Inspirational President?Well He Probably Inspired More Suicides Than Any Other Obama’s greatest achievement perhaps it to have put Donald Trump in The White House. Whether you think this is a good or bad thing depends on your political stance. This blog is neutral, our view being that Trump can’t be a worse president than any of the three that preceded him.

Over 4000 Civilians Have Died In Forgotten War.
As attention has focused on Syria ans then on the efforts of the Obama administration, in its dying months, to avenge the defeat of the anointed successor Hillary Clinton and discredit the election victor and President - elect Donald Trump, and simultaneously demonize Russia and President Putin

NEW CHAINS FOR OLD
The problem with losing your chains is knowing what to do when you are free to act without them. The answer most people choose should not really be all that surprising.

Former UK Ambassador Says Obama's 'Russian Hacking' Claims Are Bullshit
Former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, Craig Murray, who has always publicly opposed the demonization of Russia by United States and European Union official propaganda and has in the past collaborated with WikiLeaks editor Julian Assange to expose western propaganda as being aimed at persuading voters war with Russia and China,is justified has dismissed the CIA's claims that Russia interfered in last month’s presidential election as "bullshit"

An Item In Todays News About US Gov't Internet Security Hack has Tipped Our Editor Over The Edge
The US election was on November 8, by November 12 it should have gone away, but the Democrats, proven crooks and liars who crookedly rigged their own selection process to cheat a man who could have beaten Trump out of the nomination and ensure their candidate was the traitor, war criminal, liar, AND head of the Clinton Crime Syndicate Hillary Clinton as their candidate.

Democrats Russia Hacked Us and Failed Recount Campaign is Political Suicide. The US Democratic Party’s inability to accept that they lost the Presidency to Donald Trump is turning into a slow polictical sucicide. The party that has always been quick to scream ‘conspiracy theorist’ to discredit critics of its dealings with oversreas governments and foreign billionaires like Soros has revealed in its efforts to overturn the result by claimING that Russian hacking influenced voters in favour of Trump.

Oxford University wants to turn English into a sterilized Orwellian language
Oxford University, one of the oldest universities in the world and, one might think, the 'home' of the English language is now, it seems, engaged in a New World Order campaign to destroy the English Language. It appears the finest young minds in society are so deeply offended by words that remind them men and women are biologically they, backed by their fuckwitted Marxist lecturers and professors, are demanding gender specific pronouns be abolished.

I Was Right - Gravilty Does Not Exist

Well OK, saying gravity does not exist is a bit of an oversimplification, but there is strong evidence Isaac Newton's theory of what makes things fall to the ground, which does not attempt to explain how gravity makes things fall, but only states gravity is a natural force, really misunderstood what was going on.

France Falling Apart As The World Looks On
France will elect a new president in May 2017. Politicians are already campaigning and debating about deficits, welfare recipients, GDP growth, and so on, but they look like puppets disconnected from the real country. Violence. It is spreading. Not just terrorist attacks; pure gang violence. The media does not dare to say that this violence is coming mainly from Muslim gangs

The Internet Purge Of Politically Incorrect (aka truthful) Content Begins
Facebook, Google (owners of YouTube) and Microsoft have long been known as CIA collaborators and it has been acknowledged that Obama's move in divesting the US government of responsibility for ICANN allows The White House to make outraged noises about suppression of free speech while using Search Engine Operators as proxies to shut down anything challinging US and NATO propaganda (on the grounds no doubt that challenging the politically correct orthodoxy constitutes hate speech.)

UK Education: Ofsted, Not The Government, Is Blighting Poor Pupils’ Chances
Experienced teacher say it is possible to teach effectively with that kind of a workload and although such working hours are common in business and commerce, people in those sectors do not have to deal with stupid, snotty nosed, hormonally hyperactive adolescents.

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