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Five Go Round Robin
Don't you love those strage letter you get from people you have not seen in years, keeping you updated on the lives of their immediate family and lots of friends and relatives you have never met and would not want to judging by the boring trivia that fills their lives...
Five Go Round Robin
by Fat Sally
2008-11-03
CREATIVE COMMONS: Attribute, non commercial, no derivs.
KEYWORDS: christmas, family, round robin, friends, relations

Well here we are again, time for the annual update! Do hope you don't mind too much the round robin but it does save so much time!

Out three continue to thrive, Edward has just received his first ASBO and is hoping to follow in his big brother's footsteps by having an arrest secured before his 14th birthday.

Tom has continued with petty crime, brought on by his need to feed his spiralling drug habit, although he has, finally, decided that stealing from the parental home is no longer worth while, not least because he has fenced all of his mother's jewels and most of the electrical items in the house!

Little Janey does seem a tad overshadowed by her siblings' achievements but is gradually coming out of her shell, having had her tongue, belly button, eyebrow and lips (both sets) pierced during an overnight stay with her riend Chantelle.

My brother, Julian, enjoyed his 10 years as Prime Minister but was quite reluctant to relinquish the reins of power, but that's Julian down to a TB as we like to say!

He's still married to that batty barrister he met in chambers but, as our sister Anne observes, they deserve each other!

Anne continues to cope well with her alcohol dependency, managing to remember where she has stashed the full bottles and more importantly still being able to dispose discreetly of the empties, but the underground cave on Killan is practically impassable now! We do feel it was her rather unfortunate choice in matrimony that set her on this course, but at least the judge saw it from her point of view, accepting the mitigating circumstances and threw out the murder charge!

Our cousin George is well on the way to recovery after the sex change op, and is much the happier following the surgery. The hormone treatment has lowered her/his voice at least an octave and with persistent shaving she/he is manging to promote the growth of facial hair. She/he was over the moon when she/he walked into the gents at the gay bar and nobody batted an eyelid.

We still have little Timmy, the great-great-great-great-great grandson of our original pet. He's a chip off the old block and, when not out and about chasing the neighbourhood bitches, no leg, be it furniture of human, is safe from his amorous advances.

Hope you've enjoyed catching up with all our news

Dick.

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