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The Whining Academy
Whining seems to have become a national sport. Politicians spend their time whining about the public's lack of respect for them except for when they are busy embezzling public funds, cutting cash for influence deals with fake lobbyists, sucking up to dodgy donors, fiddling their expenses or boffing their secretaries.

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The Whining Academy
by Ian R Thorpe
2010-03-27
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Whining seems to have become a national sport. Politicians spend their time whining about the public's lack of respect for them except for when they are busy embezzling public funds, cutting cash for influence deals with fake lobbyists, sucking up to dodgy donors, fiddling their expenses or boffing their secretaries.
Football Managers spend more time whining about other managers, the media, players, agents, match officials and the sweet FA than they do actually managing; Footballers whine because everyone finks they're fick.
The postmen, ambulance crew, police, firemen and railway workers are all on a permanent whine festival; The only difference between BA cabin crews and the Jets they serve drinking is that the jets stop whining when they land. Even the Civil Servants had a little go at whining about the demands their easy life puts on them. They soon shut up when people pointed out that you can't be underpaid for doing nothing.
Now the only group who enjoy a more easy life that civil servants are at it too. Yes, Academics are whining. Like the Civil Service these Ivory Tower dwelling kings of the easy life are a tad miffed that in these austere times they are being asked to explain what they actually do for their money.

The Academic community think is a monstrous imposition to be accused of having and easy life and asked to get some work done.

"Oh you unenlightened oiks," they complain, "know ye not that we are busy pushing at the borders of human knowledge, a task at which we must labour for four hours a day, three days a week, twenty eight weeks a year and for which we are paid peanuts and yet you have the temerity to accuse us of having an easy life. Calumny!" Unless of course they are science academics in which case they will say:

" Z = SA(a) + x F2 / n:x(c) - v 8 * p"

or something similar.

It is not surprising academics get tatty when questioned, Boggart Blog must bear some responsibility for this. Until recently when anyone asked, "Yeah OK, boundaries of human knowledge and understanding and all that crap but what do you actually do?" they would evade the question and evoke sympathy by complaining it was unfair to question them because they worked for peanuts. Then one of our bloggers who shall remain nameless started to comment on Academics' blog whines that in business there is a maxim, "if you pay peanuts you can only employ monkeys," and asking in his or her most innocent fashion what that says about people who are prepared to work for peanuts.

Anyway to cut to the chase, a few days ago in the office we were sniggering over an a whiney article by a whining academic, Joe Moran who lectures on football pools philosophy at John Moores University. That is not the well respected Liverpool University but The University Formerly Known As Rodney Street Tech, Liverpool. Its most famous Alumni is currently President of The Maldives who graduated from LJMU in 1984, quite and achievement as it did not become a University until 1992.

Right so.

Joe Moran who lectures there is mightily pissed off at being asked to explain what he does to earn his salary and rightly so. He is a lecturer not a fiction writer. Furthermore Mr. Moran complained tat he is fed of the way members of the public see academics as an aloof, condescending, self serving, self perpetuating clique.

Now I wonder where he got that idea from. Perhaps he has been watching the Michael Caine / Julie Walters film Educating Rita.

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University guide 2013: Middlesex University

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Middlesex University is dedicated to unlocking potential in its students, through its research and within business. It is located in north London across three campuses, with the flagship campus in Hendon. There are 35,000 students studying at Middlesex; 8,500 of them study at campuses in Dubai and Mauritius, and at a range of worldwide partner institutions. The university is opening a third international centre near Delhi in India in autumn 2011. With such international links the university offers a real global perspective; it was one of the first UK universities to deliver British higher education overseas.

Middlesex is also a pioneer in work-based learning and enables employees to gain academic credits in the workplace, helping them to make a greater contribution to their organisations. All courses provide the opportunity for a work placement, preparing students for the world of work.

Middlesex has invested more than £100m in the redevelopment of the Hendon campus, which boasts state-of-the-art facilities and eco-friendly, award-winning buildings.

Fees
£9,000 for full-time undergraduates in 2012-13.

Bursaries
From 2012-13, Middlesex will offer a wide range of fee waivers and scholarships. Visit mdx.ac.uk/scholarships.

Accommodation
Middlesex prioritises first-year students who have made the university their first choice and those from furthest away. Rent prices range from £94 to £120 a week.

Facilities
A new art, design and media building will be opening at the flagship Hendon campus in 2011, with £80m invested in creating an environmentally friendly building to provide specialist creative facilities and workshops.

There are state-of-the-art teaching facilities and laboratories at the Hatchcroft science building, and £4.5m has been spent on a student venue, the Forum. Each campus has its own learning resources centre. In summer 2011, the university launches its Red Loop design and innovation centre, making links with businesses and providing students with a range of work placement opportunities.

Transport
The campuses are in London, with all the transport benefits that that implies. Each campus is within short walking distance of a tube station.

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University guide 2013: Newcastle University

Our at-a-glance guide to Newcastle University

Newcastle is a perennially popular choice with applicants, and small wonder. It's got an impressive academic track record and is located in a city that has been named the UK's best university city (MSN travel website 2008-2011), one that inspires immense affection in locals and visitors alike. Newcastle is famous for its nightlife, and, with a relatively low cost of living and a compact city centre, going for a trawl around its varied pubs and clubs couldn't be easier. But it's also a regional centre for the arts, theatre and live music. It's close to great countryside and the dramatic coastline. The university has a modern outlook - it has Fair Trade status, is a smoke-free campus, and was the only university to formally back the Jubilee Debt Campaign for the cancellation of debt in developing countries, and it has a strong commitment to the Make Poverty History campaign.

Fees
£9,000 for full-time undergraduates in 2012-13.

Bursaries/Scholarships
See the website for scholarships and information on fee discounts.

Accommodation
Guaranteed for eligible first-years. Prices from £71.89 to £125.75 a week for self-catered, and £102.34 to £120.05 for catered (two meals a day). Most accommodation sites are within 10 minutes' walk of the campus and the city centre.

Facilities
The University Library Service has more than 1 million books, 100,000 electronic resources, over 500,000 e-books and many specialist collections. It is the only one in the UK to have been awarded the government's Charter Mark for excellent customer service five times in a row and the new Customer Services Excellence standard. There is excellent computer provision across campus, including 24-hour computer clusters, free wireless connectivity and all student bedrooms are wired for internet and university network access.

With first-class sports facilities, including a state-of-the-art fitness centre, a range of high-quality pitches and a water sports centre, Newcastle has finished in the top 15 out of 146 in the British Universities and Colleges Sports table for the past six years.

Recent developments include an £8m refurbishment of the grade II listed student union. Work is ongoing on a multimillion-pound teaching and accommodation complex for international students, due for completion by summer 2012. Newcastle University Medicine Malaysia (NUMed) opened in November 2011, making Newcastle the UK's first university to develop an overseas campus offering full UK medical degrees in-country. Newcastle also has a campus in Singapore offering degrees in naval architecture.

Transport
The campus is in the middle of the city and close to the Metro. There are easy links to London and Edinburgh, as well as a ferry port and an international airport.

Contact
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University guide 2013: Nottingham Trent University

Our at-a-glance guide to Nottingham Trent University

NTU is one of the largest universities in the country, with more than 25,000 students. It has a diverse international community, with students from over 104 countries. Courses are spread over three campuses: one in the city centre, another four miles away in Clifton, and a third in the Brackenhurst countryside, about 14 miles out of town.

The university has close links with more than 6,000 employers across the world; most courses are vocational and many students spending up to a year on work placements. The employment rate is excellent, with 94% of graduates employed or in further study six months after leaving.

NTU has invested more than £130m in its three campuses over the past decade. This includes £90m on the regeneration of two grade II listed buildings, Newton and Arkwright, at the heart of the City site. This development has won multiple awards from the Royal Institute of British
Architects. Their green-estates strategy has also helped them rank as the most environmentally friendly university in the country.

Nottingham has something for everyone. If shopping is your thing, then there is a wide range of independent boutiques as well as all the major chains. The newly built Nottingham Contemporary has hosted exhibitions from major players such as David Hockney and, in 2011, was chosen to open the British Arts Show. There are two major theatres, a handful of cinemas, a wide variety of professional sports teams, and some of the UK's best nightlife and live music venues.

Fees
£8,500 for full-time undergraduates in 2012-13.

Bursaries
In 2012-13, NTU scholarships of £1,400 and 568 National Scholarships of £3,000 are available to eligible students. Both are paid in each academic year (up to three years) in the form of a fee reduction.

Accommodation
All new students who have NTU as their first choice are guaranteed an offer of university-allocated accommodation. Self-catering accommodation ranges from £74 to £142 a week.

Facilities
Recent investment across all three campuses has seen a major rise in the quality of facilities on offer. Developments include a sports centre endorsed by golfer Lee Westwood, a science Superlab, new libraries and 24-hour computer rooms. By 2013, there will also be a brand new student union building with bars, shops and a 2,000-capacity music venue.

Transport
The city centre is easily accessible due to the great rail, tram and road links, and an award-winning Unilink bus service between City and Clifton campuses. East Midlands airport is nearby, offering cheap flights across Europe. The university runs a popular cycle hire scheme across all three campuses.

Contact
Tel:
0115 941 8418
Email: ask.ntu@ntu.ac.uk
Web: ntu.ac.uk
Accommodation: accommodation@ntu.ac.uk


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University guide 2013: Liverpool John Moores University

Our at-a-glance guide to Liverpool John Moores University

Established in 1825, Liverpool John Moores University is proud of its reputation for recruiting students from all walks of life and today attracts people from more than 100 countries worldwide. Its World of Work programme sums up its commitment to ensuring that every student graduates with the skills, experience and knowledge to succeed professionally. Set up in collaboration with FTSE 100 companies and leading business organisations, such as Airbus, CBI, Ford Europe, NHS, Marks & Spencer and Sony, World of Work is delivered as part of every undergraduate course. Links with regional and local employers mean students have access to a range of work placements, internships and other work-related opportunities.

Liverpool is a fun place to be a student and it's fairly cheap for a big urban centre. With three large campuses in the city, you're never far from a university base.

Fees
£9,000 for full-time undergraduates in 2012-13.

£4,000 for the foundation year of any course with an integral foundation year.

Bursaries
If you are in your first year in 2012-13 and your household income is £25,000 or less a year, you will qualify for a non-repayable bursary of £500 for each year of your course. You can spend this bursary as you wish - towards your everyday living costs, to pay off part of your tuition fees or to reduce the amount of student loan that you take out. LJMU bursaries are paid automatically to eligible students - you do not need to apply for them.

A range of scholarships and bursaries will accompany the new fees in 2012-13. For details, visit ljmu.ac.uk/feesandfunding/119234.htm

Accommodation
Guaranteed for all first-years, including those who apply through clearing. Self-catering halls range from £69 to £114 a week.

Facilities
LJMU's three campus-based learning resource centres combine traditional library facilities with everything you'd expect from a modern university: social learning zones, pods for group work, WiFi access throughout, 24/7 opening, loads of computers and on-site staff to answer queries on every aspect of student life.

Riba-award-winning art and design academy, new life and sciences building with world-class laboratories, indoor running track and body scanner. With industry-standard TV and radio studios, the new £37m Redmonds building will open in 2012, housing the faculty of arts, professional and social studies, including the Liverpool screen school.

LJMU's Centre for Entrepreneurship supports students and graduates who want to start up in business, become self-employed or work freelance, as well as working closely with programme teams to provide enterprise education through the curriculum. The centre has co-working facilities and a networking, and provides financial support and training. Sporting facilities include a 25m pool, an Astro pitch, an indoor sports hall, gymnasiums and dance studios, and outdoor netball and tennis courts.

Transport
Two campuses are in the middle of town; a third is a 15-minute bus ride away.

Contact
Tel:
0151 231 5090
Email: courses@ljmu.ac.uk
Web: ljmu.ac.uk
Accommodation: accommodation@ljmu.ac.uk


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University guide 2013: University of Liverpool

Our at-a-glance guide to the University of Liverpool

Liverpool is arguably the redbrick university - the phrase was coined by a Liverpool academic familiar with the local architecture, like the (red, brick) Victoria building, the administrative heart of the university. And it has everything you'd expect from a classic redbrick: excellent ratings in teaching and research, a large and diverse student body, a strong sense of self and a location in a top city. Now would be a great time to apply to Liverpool - in 2008 it became the European Capital of Culture, and the investment is paying off.

In 2006, the university opened the first independent Anglo-Asian university in China in partnership with Xi'an Jiaotong University in Suzhou. Students can opt to take work placements in Suzhou. And the university is planning collaborations with universities in Chile, Mexico and Spain. £200m of investment is also taking place on the university's campus near the centre of Liverpool. Facilities for fun are great (the student union building is the largest in the country), the cost of living is low, and there is a real commitment to opening access and to the local community.

Fees
£9,000 for full-time undergraduates in 2012-13.

Bursaries
The university intends to commit 30% of its additional fee income in 2012-13 to supporting students from lower-income backgrounds and will offer enhanced outreach activities alongside new measures to support retention.

Approximately 30% of students joining the university in 2012 will qualify for a minimum bursary of £2,000 a year for the duration of their course. In addition, some students will qualify for up to £9,000 of support in bursaries and fee waivers during their course.

Accommodation
The university is investing £45m in its new Eco Residences project, which will involve the development of 700 en-suite study bedrooms on its city centre campus. The scheme will also include shops and a new 250-seat restaurant. The residences are planned to open in September 2012.

Facilities
Two main libraries, one of which enjoyed a £17m redevelopment in summer 2008. Extensive sports grounds and the student union offers a choice of three bars.

A £25m development of state-of-the-art teaching laboratories for the physical sciences to include 15 state-of-the-art teaching laboratories is due for completion in 2012. Overall, the university is investing £600m on teaching, research and residential estate over a 10-year period.

Transport
The campus is situated about 10 minutes' walk from the city centre. Good for trains and coaches, and there are motorways almost on the doorstep.

Contact
Tel:
0151 794 2000
Email: ugrecruitment@liv.ac.uk
Web: liv.ac.uk
Accommodation: accommodation@liv.ac.uk


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