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i hate ol peeps by beKKa badgene

There was a time long ago when human beings lived in communities. Members of these communities were all of the same race and religion and old or young. rich or poor, male of female, clever or stupid, all had their place as part of the community and respected each other. It is not so now as you will learn when beKKa badgene tells why she hates old peeps.



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I Hate Ol' Peeps - by beKKa badgene
Greenteeth Youth Section - Edited by herMann
12 June 2009

u like the way i do my name yeah? wiv too kapital KKs. i seen how herMann do his and i fort well cool. so i have too Kaptal coz i is cooler that what he will eer b innit?

herMann say he want me to rite about building communitty bonds wiv ol peeps. no way.

ol peeps make me puke yeah? they are well mingin' an they smell of piss. i got an asbo for telling an ol laydee u smell of piss u should be ded innit. it is not rite they get to go aroun' lookin' like they met a gaint blodsukkin monster from sum aleen galaksy rite. its embrasin' an they sort of chew only they aint got no teef but that don' mater coz they aint chewin nuffink they jus' fink they R coz they is all mad innit. an they moan. moan moan moan moan they not happy less they moanin. they are always moaning bout something and counting pennies in shops wen u want get served and they goin o i don' know everything so expensive nobody care about old peeps well they should die like they suppose to i hate ol peeps.

not all old peeps are tragic, sum is well funny right. like moggsy the alkie. he is all skabby and like he comes on like you are his mate or somethin' coz he thinks you will give him some drink or a ciggy or somethin and his brain is so fuked he don't rember you stiched him up yesserday and the day before innit. i was hanging wi' sum lads from the skummers and moggsy come roun' an he say hiya gize like we are his mates and he say eh, r u avehin a good time bet you got some drink an we giv im a sider bootle an say there you go mate u drink that yeah only it waz not sider coz we seen him coming an scab'ed finish the bootle and piss in it and degz video it on his mobile and then we give moggsy the bootle and he is drink it and say yeah good sider this youse r mi best mates u r good kidz an it was piss he drink. We put it on U tube and got a millions of hits it were well funny. but if moggsy was not stupid an funny he would be mingin.

mi gran was not mingin though, she was well nice. she use to send me to get her pension and i'd say you aint due no pension this week gran, you forgot it comes every two week it nex week and she say oh deer i don know what i shall do beKKa i am so forgetfule i got not food and no muny and i have to live on fresh hair but she never moan. then she died my gran innit. she got well thin and doctor say she got mal...mal...malnewtsomfink... sort of cancr i spose. old peeps all get cancer innit. anyway i miss her coz she waz nise an i miss her pension money 2.

mi frend witney she say ol men ok coz they giv twenty quid an she say i meet u in park an u can do me only she never turn up but one blok new were she live an he wait for her an mak her do stuff only hanjob but he want mor and she say his nob was all skanky an smelly and she neerly throw up only he make her do it anyway and now he say she have to do his mates too or he tell she is a prosser but i tell her its ok we kill him coz degz got a bb gun and i say witney tak him to were nobody see uz an go like i let you do bak door 2nite you dirty ol bastad and then i sneek up and put gun to him ear an zapzapdead then i tell her no more doing ol men for money how will she get a boyfren if she doin ol men. i wod not do NEbody for money. once right malker, a skank from the nozzers gang said the nozzers giv me fifty if i do gang bang but i say no coz i don mind two up but mor an u get a disees and i tol degz an he say they want gang bang coz they think im a scummers chick and they put video up on net to show they gang bang scummers girl and then i every1 wod fink i am slag innit

anyway that is why i hate ol peeps coz that ol ladee got me in cort for telling troof that she stink of piss an i don't mind asbo is well kewl innit but i got 2 do community service an wear stupid yellow clothes an that is so not kewl but u should be allowed to tell people they smell of piss i mean all when you are a kid right they say u must tell troof an when you ell grown ups troof they say u r anti social. i wod kill them all.

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