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Plenty of reading on this menu but it is still a work in progress. Later we will be able to categorize stories by subject matter, author, length and maybe a popularity rating based on the number of views divided by days since publication. That last one is a while in the future, our next task is bringing in more brilliant authors.

Contents: Sawney Bean
Sawney Bean is a tongue in cheek retelling of an Edinburgh folk take and this version is greatly fictionalised up until the time of their arrest. From there I have described the trial by ordeal very accurately although some details of the tortures had to be toned down a tad as the tortures used for the clan were ingenious in the extreme.


My HeroA surreal pastiche of those ripping yarns set on India's North West Frontier in the days of the Raj. The story is based on a Spike Milligan monologue and was written as a tribute to the great comedian
Sawney BeanA gruesome but bizarrely comical tale of a young couple who escaped from the horrors of Edinburghs underground city to create a horror of their own.
King of theRibble Delta BluesMost people think The Blues originated in the Mississippi Delta but this comic fiction reveals the music style actually originates from the Ribble Delta on the North West coast of England.
Girl In A Blue DressA wistful, mildly erotic story of how a lifelong love can be sustained by a few seconsd' eye contact
The Kiss (3 parts) Graphically erotic fiction tells the story of an ill matched couple who both have good reasons for avoiding relationships and yet are irresistibly drawn to each other (in three parts)
Mr Wilde's Farewell (3 The last pub in London where serious drinking and light hearted conversation are the top attractions is under threat in this humourous fiction with a supernatural flavour. When the leisure corporation moves in weird things start to happen)
New Olympians(4 parts)Corporate ethics go out of the window when huge profits are at stake. Short fiction in four parts tells the story of a man who dares to question his company's policies
Gary Trotter & the Temple Of Venus Boy wizard Gary Trotter reaches the point in his life where natural urges lead him away from spells and potions to adult magic. Even his mentor Humblebore cannot protect Gary from his fate in this hilarious parody of the Harry Potter stories
The Little CellphoneHeartwarmingly sentimental (not!) Christmas tale in a Dickensian style of a little Nokia that is discarded by its owner on Christmas Eve in favour of a shiny new iPhone. A traditional happy ending however.
The Shoemaker Of BarkingWhen we heard that Heather Mills, the former Lady McCartney, employed a vegan shoemaker to travel in her retinue we wondered if our friend from Barking might have found work. A modern fairy story but Hans Christian Anderson would turn in his grave
Season of the Witch - Part 1 (erotic content)In response to a challenge to write Lesbian erotic fiction the male author combines sexism, sapphic love, supernatural events, revenge and fetish clothing in this highly erotic short story.
The Stranger's FieldSet in the medieval era this story of oppression and revenge with a supernatural element tells how the underdog can rise up against the oppressor. Prizewinning fiction from Greenteeth Multi Media

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