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Alien In My Bed
Most young guys like to spread it around a bit. Most young guys like to get drunk from time to time. Sex and booze are not always a good mix as the guy in the poem learns when the person he wakes up next to is not the one he went to be with. Or maybe that's just a superficial interpretation of this poem and you have to dig deeper for the real meaning. Sex and humour combine in this verse set to music.

Alien In My Bed
by Ian R Thorpe
November 2002
CREATIVE COMMONS: Attribute, non commercial, no derivs.
KEYWORDS: music, rock, poetry, poem, poet, verse, rhyme, booze, love, lust, sex, alien, relationship

Play audio Alien In My Bed by Ian R Thorpe

Alien in my bed,
you got here under false pretences,
took me in
with the speed of your
slick -lipped lip sticked mouth.

I thought you were one of my breed,
but you belong to another race
somewhere out in deep space
where the universe is expanding
faster than my vocabulary.

You drew me in, snared me
in finespun words
and spider web eye liner,
darkness deceived and silver
skinned words dazzled.

Bright and brittle, morning
sees through your deception.
You’re an alien in my bed
Reaching out across light years,
With your promises of love

To wash from my mind these
primitive ideals that bind me
to the endless human quest
Lead me towards a black hole
Where self is lost in the vacuum.

srtwork by Sara L Russell for poem Alien In My Bed by Ian R Thorpe



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