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World Cup In Chaos Before They Even Kicked Off
The Metro Workers Union of São Paulo is one of them and as of Monday, the 9th of June, it faces its fifth day of strike amidst layoff threats and a repressive state military police. Shortly before, the bus drivers of the city of São Paulo, represented by two unions, were also on strike. In both cases, the judiciary found the strikes to be ‘abusive’ and fined the unions hundreds of thousands of reais after ordering the workers back to their posts. And that's noty the only protest

The Corporate Propaganda World Cup.
The World Football (Soccer) Cup, said by some to be the biggest sporting festival is under way in Brazil. But recent events coupled with allegations of corruption, chicanery and human rights abuses perpetrated in the interests of keeping the poor and unsavoury side of Brazilian society off camera have already tained the event ...

More Racism Idiocy From Football Authorities
After being found not guilty on criminal charges of racism by the law courts Chelea and former England captain John Terry now victim of a Politically Correct Thought Police witch hunt has some reason to feel aggrieved. Terry was accused by the shitty little racist coward Anton ...

Olympic Security Fiasco - some truth.
Most amusing news this morning is that the outsourced police force G4S cannot cope with the security operation the Olympic advertising festival and egotrip for worthless elitist gravy train riders (aka the International Olympic Committee) will require so ...

West Ham Sign A Thouand Tons Of Racial, Homophobic, Mother-beating, Football Trouble
We only learned yesterday (sports desk sleeping on the job again) that London club West Ham, almost on the deadline for transfer dealings signed one man crime wave Ravel Morrison from ...

Football Is Becoming A Game For Wimps or Who Banned All The Pies Boggart Blog 110212

News that a football stadium has gone vegetarian is never going to do the game's already tarnshed image much good. We get the feeling there soon will be a day when grizzled old pundits will be more likely to remark, cor, nice arse about the Ref rather than his comely female assistant. Football ued to be a man's game,there was a kind of poetry involved in the play of Tom Finney, Johhny Haynes, George Best and the other greats but it was the poetry of ...

Welcome To Our World Cup
America's football (soccer if you must)team is taking part in the World Cup again. Lets hope their gallant performances as underdogs, and their good natured sportsmanship are not treated with the same indifference as four years ago. After all, though a sports team alone cannot undo the damage done to America's international reputation by the Bush administration, its a start.

World Cup In Chaos Before They Even Kicked Off
The Metro Workers Union of São Paulo is one of them and as of Monday, the 9th of June, it faces its fifth day of strike amidst layoff threats and a repressive state military police. Shortly before, the bus drivers of the city of São Paulo, represented by two unions, were also on strike. In both cases, the judiciary found the strikes to be ‘abusive’ and fined the unions hundreds of thousands of reais after ordering the workers back to their posts. And that's noty the only protest

Word Cup: Why Football Is So Much More Than A Game
When my friend Sheryl visited Britain recently, not knowing the football world cup was in progress she was surprised by the way at a certain hour the streets of London would mysteriously empty, it became impossible to get a cab, diners were hustled out of restaurants and life came to a standstill. During the World Cup Everything stops for football.

England's Flag Racist?
Crimes like murder, robbery, kidnapping, rape and arson are not serious enough to warrant urgent police attention these days. The crimes that matter are... a flag that identified him as an England football supporter? Well no, he was actually pulled up because his World Cup flag was “racist and likely to offend Muslims.

England, England, England
World Cup fever doesn't strike Boggart Blog's fatsally. No worse than Swine Flu the writer says

World Cup: The Idea Is To Win But England Players Don't Get It.
Far be it from us to suggest footballers are thick, I mean thinking the idea of a penalty shootout is to put the ball as far wide or high of the goal as possible is a simple mistake to make. Emile Heskey reached a new level of incomptence however, and what more he did it in a warm up game against....

Rooney Not Of The Old School
It was always inevitable that England striker Wayne Rooney would get into trouble at the world cup. The scouser's ripe language was bound to upset referees who have been bribed (allegedly) to find any excuse for sensing off England players. But getting in trouble is a friendly with a local team exceeded our expectations...

Rooney To Ref: Swive You Earsling - Now Wayne Can Vent His Spleen Safely
Boggart Blog. though not a football blog is for the World Cup as patriotic as any British blog can be so we came up with a scheme to protect England star Wayne Rooney from overzealous foreign referees. We are sending out our expert on medieval English, Grammercy Pecksniff to coach Rooney in using archaic swear words and insulting phrases words even English referees will not understand..


Knickers Off For Sport
The Sports Council are engaged in a campaign to persuade more young people, young women especially, to get involved with sport. They hope this will encourage people to a cleaner living lifestyle. What a pity then that in a campaign to promote equestrian sports the British Equestrian Association are featuring two attractive show jumpers stripped down to their knickers.

Bleep Test Pupils
Sport in schools is not consifdered very politically correct these days. So how to the Politically Coreet Thought Police justify torturing pupils who get a bit on the podgy side because they are not allowed to be competitive?

Never Mind The Bollocks, She's A Woman
We reported a couple of weeks ago that if South African runner Caster Semenya was not a bloke then we would eat every hat worn at Royal Ascot on Ladies day. Semanya looked like a bloke, spoke like a bloke, stood the way a bloke stands, ran like bloke and had facial hair. According to this leaked report we will not be eating any hats any time soon ...

Bread and Circues
Health fascists are always complaining that we don't get enough exercise. But maybe the Romans hsad the right idea about sport.

The England Flag
Is He Brain Dead - No He's A Fotballer
Are footballers thick? Youy may say that, we could not possibly comment.

Is pigeon racing a sport?
We interview an old timer who remembers when racing pigeons were corinthians and his modern counterpasrt who is only in the business for one reason.

Nike Stands By Tiger
Tiher Woods chief sponsor stood by their man throughout his trouser relatedb problems and marriage breakdown. But will they handg around now he is finding it much harder to get in the hole both on and off the golf course? Psychology Of The London Marathon
When scientists decided to investigate what motivates people to run the London Marathon there was only one answer they were ever going to come up with.

Terry The Tiger
World Champion Losers
England vs USA
Swive You Ref

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