Suzanna's Tits

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Suzanna's Tits

The Page Three Girl is a uniquely British phenomonon; cutely sexless pictures of bare breasted girls posing coyly adorn the tabloid newspapers. Other western nations have their equivalents of course, soft porn channels on cable TV and such. But is this "tits out for the boys" culture really the social cancer that prudes claim or the harmless smut the publishers sell it as. Or is the reality that something more sinister is going on? Is it all part of a wider conspiracy to divert attention from what is really happening in the world?

We slob out on the sofa
In front of the T.V.
And start skipping through the channels
For the stuff we want to see.
Skip the news and politics
And other boring bits,
Our interest focused solely
On sweet Suzanna's tits.

They’re starving in Afghanistan
Burning in Palestine
The politics of market forces
Push greed right to the line
But society can crumble while
The forests are laid waste.
War plague and famine threaten
The future of our race,
Still we will not fret or worry
If we get our daily fix
And the opium of the masses
Is Suzanna's superb tits.

We never exchange opinions
Compare philosophies or views
On subjects of importance
Or matters in the news.
The Prime Minister is a wanker,
The President is a scrote
But a significant majority
Lack the energy to vote.
The one and only topic
To exercise our wits
Is the size and shape and firmness
Of sweet Suzanna's tits.

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